Are you trying to suggest that science learned something new? Imagine that, huge amounts of money is spent for research and now they actually have learned something to add to man's understanding.
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Yeah how silly of us. Afterall, everyone knows that when your god made Humans, 6 thousand years, he gave them fully formed cars, computers, nucleur plants, guns, and so on. What foolishness of us to think that we actually gained knowledge of the world around us to add to our understanding so that we could enrich our lives with advancements.
No, science is actually a method of persecuting Christians. It is in a continual state of "unlearning" obvious facts such as creationism and is coming to eat your children before spewing them out as godless, promiscuous, murderous heathens.
What the fuck? Are you bashing science because you're afraid it will slowly eclipse the need for religion to explain the world around you? Well it is! It's called evolution of the mind, dipshit. Science will replace your god, so get used to it.
And you, lowly you, have access to most of the discoveries of science in the forms of inexpensive textbooks. Of course, you would actually have to read them to incur the benefits.
He says this as if it were the very first time it had happened. What the heck does he think ANYTHING of a material nature in the modern world comes from, if not scientific learning and advancement?
I want to make a JohnR7 plushie that I can sell to people.
Ok, care to explain how on earth are you using this computer?, how are you connecting on line?, how are you able to live more than 40 years?
Ok, care to explain how on earth are you using this computer?, how are you connecting on line?, how are you able to live more than 40 years?
"learned something new"
Take, for example, the transistor, which makes it possible for people all over the planet to laugh at you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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