Female cognitive dissonance: pursuit for a "meaningful" relationship.
1) Complains that men treat her as sex object and wants someone to see her as a person to have a relationship with.
2) Meets a sub 7 male. They share common interests and become close.
3) Friendzones him in pursuit for Chad.
4) Gets pumped and dumped.
5) Go back to step 1.
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2.A)Realizes the "sub-7" guy is feigning interest just so he can get in her pants.
FTFY
>(T)he scale applies if you happen to be a shallow bitch
I keep saying for all their whining about how women are "shallow", "incels" and their larval stage "Nice Guys"TM tend to be the most superficial motherfuckers on the planet.
Or, in reality:
3) Realizes that the man she's been dating shares her interests and is someone she can spend the rest of her life with.
4) Dates for a while and is surprised when he pops the question.
5) Gets married & starts a family.
6) Incels become further enraged because someone else is getting sex and they aren't.
Or: 3 alternate) She realizes that she doesn't want a long term relationship with him because deep down she knows either she doesn't really love him, they're just not compatible for some reason, or the guy treats her like a creep. Go to 1). 6) still applies.
Incel cognitive dissonance: pursuit of sex in order to prove masculinity
1. Drools over Stacey Strawlady, Linda Lovely or Petunia Pin-up.
2. Hangs around her and pretends to be her friend in the hope of getting vagina access.
3. Thinks that she should have telepathic superpowers or should believe that basic human decency towards women is code speak for 'gimme the sex.'
4. Never actually tells her that he's angling for sex and then whines and pouts when she treats him more like a friend and doesn't put out.
5. Becomes resentful and calls all women whores because he's too much of a coward to face any potential rejection. Therefore he starts hating on all women.
6. Never learns from the experience. Never learns that sometimes you have to take rejection. Blames her for his inaction.
7. Goes back to stage one only with a face like a sour lemon, meaning it's easier for her to spot the fact that he's an asshole.
Hey, it's "Stacey the Mean Girl Cheerleader", Dizzy, get these manbabies strawman terminology right, Dizzy.
There's also "Ashley the Manic Pixie Dream Girl".
“1) Complains that men treat her as sex object and wants someone to see her as a person to have a relationship with.”
“2) Meets a sub 7 male. They share common interests and become close.”
“3) Friendzones him in pursuit for Chad.”
“4) Gets pumped and dumped.”
“5) Go back to step 1.”
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