Soon as the atheist started talking I'd have to pull out my dictionary to understand some of the words they used... that's why they have a hard time believing in Jesus... cause we need to be like children and just have faith and trust... it's that simple
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Children are ignorant but never innocent, at least not in the way people usually think. It's evolutionary trait that children believe what their parents tell them, least there would be a lot more children drowning, dying under car wheels, dying from drinking acid etc. But adults ought to be different and know better.
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"I'd have to pull out my dictionary to understand some of the words they used"
That's why you have a hard time understanding reality.
"cause we need to be like children and just have faith and trust... it's that simple"
You're simple all right.
1 Corinthians 13:11 - "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things[*]."
[* Except the Wii, obviously.]
If the zombie uprising comes, you will probably be targeted by the corpse of C.S. Lewis, who is probably already clawing at the top of his coffin due to your utter rejection of intellectualism on the part of Christians.
'and all this talk of Jesus, coming back to see us hmm hmm can't fool us"
Bernie Taupin
Even children should not trust as children; you don't want your son or daughter believing the "nice neighbor" who only want to offer them a piece of candy, an ice-cream or a glass of lemonade in his kitchen, do ya? 9 times out of 10, that IS all he's offering, but you want the kids to come to you first, right, or for the neighbor to ask you first?
My parents made a conscious effort to NOT have us believe in Santa Claus, and I can't remember them pushing religion on us either. They might have told us the age-appropriate stories from the Bible, but they read to us from a lot of different books. I think my Communist brother has some kind of faith; he wears a crucifix on a chain around his neck, at least. I don't know what my sister and other brother believe, it's simply not a subject we discuss among us, it's a private matter.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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