Andy Schaftafly - wearing headphones connected to an MP3 player - goes to the Barber shop one day. He sits in the chair, and asks for a short back & sides.
Whilst cutting his hair, the barber asks his customer to remove the headphones, as he can't cut the sides & top of his hair properly. 'I can't!' replies Andy. Both of them get into a heated argument, about the barber not being able to do his job right (as he prides himself on his tonsorial skill), and Andy insisting on wearing his headphones.
Finally, the barber can take no more of this, so he rips the headphones off the man's head. Andy Schaftafly begins to choke, clutching his throat, gagging and turning blue n the face; he collapses from the chair and onto the floor, choking in a hideous way. Finally he twitches fitfully, then lays still.
The barber, witnessing this exhibition, wonders why this happened; deduction leading him to conclude that the headphones hadsomething to do with it. He puts the headphones on, and the track being played isn't music, but a recording of the customer's own voice repeatedly saying:
'Breathe in... Breathe out... Breathe in... Breathe out...'
[/Old Chestnut] X3
Moral: Translating the reference(s) to Andy Schaftafly as a "Blonde bimbo" (or something similar)..! Example:
One day, Andy Schaftafly switched on his computer. Soon after, smoke issued from the case, followed by flames. Andy then picked up the phone and dialled a number. What did he say?:
'Are you guys over at Tech Support having a fire down there?!' X3
Q: Why does Phyllis Schaftafly wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm. >:D