Different levels of Hell, and it is completely fair if you understand how horrible a person you are. Which you will on judgment day. Think about it, God is going to play a movie of everything you have ever said, thought, or done. All those things you got away with, that no one knows about, they will all be brought to the light on judgment day. Everyone is going to see it all.
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level 1: mildly horrible: stole candy as a chil, thought about punching an annoying person, etc.
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Level 7: despicable: killed someone, raped someon, etc.
level fundie: ...
The important question is; will we get popcorn, and if so at what price.
You know with the amount of sin inherent in pretty much anything regarding sex, this is liable to be the most adult movie I will ever see.
And, what's the point?. After all, there is no more society to fear of, don't you think?. And even if everybody sees that, what?, 90% of the humankind is going to have the same fate anyway.
God is going to play a movie of everything you have ever said?
So, what did he do before the invention projectors and screens?
A scrap book?
Oh and Praytell, what part of the bible are you quoting. I don't remember reading that...
What's the purpose of that? God knows what you did, and the person being judged knows what he or she did. The only people who don't know are the creepy freaks who shouldn't be watching anyways because it's none of their damn business.
At least I get to see a really long movie before I get sent to wherever, even if it's a really boring movie I've already seen comprised of a lot of me singing Pink Floyd in the shower and studying for school.
Level's of hell? that thought is definately not in the bible it's from Dante
Level 1: Atheists, people who talk in movie theatres
"it is completely fair "
How can infinite punishment for finite crimes ever be fair?
To quote Phineas:
"Zeus, I was a sinner, I've never tried to deny it. But I didn't sin every day. Why then do you punish me every day?"
Yup, Dante, not the bible. Plus, if you actually read Dante, you'll notice that the bit of hell reserved for atheists who nevertheless weren't evil in any way is an OK place - no actual suffering, and you get to be in the company of all the other nice, clever atheists throughout history, but not the ones who were jerks, and not the fundies - it almost sounds better than life! If you're going to try and convert atheists by threats of hell, use the biblical stuff - Dante's version holds no perils for us, in fact I'd quite like to spend the rest of eternity with the likes of Plato and Socrates.
So, yeah, I did some math. Assuming that the life-movies are watched one at a time, and assuming they're in real time... Assume 6 billion people on earth currently, and assume a lifespan of 70 years average... And we've spent 4.2x10^11 YEARS watching life-movies. And then we start on the people from the past... Hell is watching amature movies? Who knew?
Yeah, I think that the first level of hell (according to Dante) is a really cool place too. But then, BCF seems to be convinced that the levels of hell is somewhere in the babble.
If god has to watch a film of your life to know what you did wrong, then he's not exactly omniscient, is he?
Actually, according to Dante, there are nine levels (circles) of Hell (the structure of which makes no logical sense), 7 terraces of purgatory (which scare the crap out of me), & 7 levels of heaven (which probably would scare the crap out of me if I READ that part.)
Though I don't know how much weight Dante has with Christian afterlife theories. He should have a lot, though. He's cited a lot more in popular culture than most Fundies.
And I thought Limbo only counted before the birth of Christ? Hell, I don't know, that book bored the crap out of me....
Fuck me, Judgement 'Day' is going to take a long time, isn't it, if we all have to sit and watch a lifetime's worth of experiences for every individual who ever lived?
Why is BigChrisFilm mangling the lyrics of "In the year 2525"...?
I wonder if we'd have to stand or if there would be chairs present...
In all seriousness, don't they see this kind of thinking raises more questions than it answers?
"Different levels of Hell, and it is completely fair if you understand how horrible a person you are. Which you will on judgment day. Think about it, God is going to play a movie of everything you have ever said, thought, or done. All those things you got away with, that no one knows about, they will all be brought to the light on judgment day. Everyone is going to see it all."
Some people have already seen - and lived through Hell on Earth: Hiroshima & Nagasaki. The Holocaust. Cambodia's 'Year Zero'. The Earthquake in Haiti. Tell the survivors of such there's worse in store for them?
Anyway, prove that this 'Hell' exists. His4Life claimed it existed. We on FSTDT called her bluff.
She failed.
Care to do the same BigChrisFilm? Our verbal blades need whetting again.
"And now, Number 6, you will be forced to watch all your sins! Behold your craven acts of lust! The shame of these- stop laughing! And where did you get that popcorn, medammit?"
Let's pretend everything you say is true. Every single word.
So I'm brought up before God on judgement day and a film of every single bad thing I thought, said or did is played, in 3D IMAX no less, before everyone else in the world, friends family and loved ones included.
Yup, pretty squirm inducing, I grant you.
But eventually that film is going to stop. However bad I've been, however many hurtful things I've said or wicked thoughts I've had or sinful actions I've commited, at some point the screen will fade to black, the end credits will roll and the next poor sap will take his place on the podium in your little fantasy oscars of shame.
Whatever I've done, or do, my crimes are necessarily finite because I am finite. Nothing on that film, nor the entirety of that film, could make me deserving of an eternal (i.e. infinite) punishment.
Hell is intrinsically unjust.
That sounds like Hell, actually; watching long, boring reiterations of everyone's petty, insignificant misdeeds for an eternity. Even if you speed it up to five times the normal speed, each 80-something-years life will take over a decade. Hopefully there will be several films playing at once, so you can skip the most boring parts (lied to the teacher that he DID do the homework, but his dog ate it), and move to something almost interesting (kissed a girl behind the presbytery once).
Oh, really? Mine's gonna be really boring then.
First ten years: Crawling, singing Led Zeppelin on swings, playing with ponies, toy cars, etc.
Next ten years: Studying, whining, ripping apart Floyd posters, learning guitar, talking to Jessie and his girl, playing with ponies and toy cars, etc.
Next ten years: Playing guitar, forming a band, getting a side job, finding FSTDT, watching Cutey Honey, etc.
You see where your precious little plan's going, ya? Or did you just think you'd be watching people with their boyfriends and girlfriends? Though with a little popcorn, Michael Jackson, and MSTK3-ing...
Hello, it's Jeffy and Tom. We are disturbed about your plans. Well, I am. I asked Tom about his thoughts, and he just showed me a GIF of Michael Jackson eating popcorn. *Shrug* You do know that mine is going to consist of brushing my hair so it falls just so over my shoulders and filing papers, yes? And Tom's will be adjusting his glasses and filing reports, yah?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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