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[Serious] Mathematic Proof That Women Are Evil

What’s up everyone, today I will be demonstrating how women are evil and proving it mathematically.

First, it is important to know that women thrive primarily off of time and money. More specifically, other people’s time and other people’s money.

From this we can conclude:

Women = Time x Money

Then, there are two common sayings, “time is money” and “money is the root of all evil. From these, we can respectively conclude:

Time = Money
Money = √Evil

Women = Time * Money
But time equals money, so:
Women = Money^2
And money equals the root of evil, so...
Women = (√Evil)^2

Women = Evil

(Submitter's note: FSTDT refuses to display the root symbol, instead rendering it as v)
(Update: Thanks to dxdydz for the fix! - Bastethotep)

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