“I don't know how much I agree with [atheism], but I don't think many professing atheists know that the theory of evolution”
Sound a derisive raspberry here. Evolution and atheistm are not attached. There are theists who accept evolution science, and atheists who do not. Whatever follows is going to be stupid.
“was first regarded as a joke even among it's experts. I quote "evolution is so absurd it will be regarded as one of the great jokes of the universe in future generations".”
Isn’t this the mark of all progress?
The guy who suggested continental drift was laughed at.
The guy who invented the CPAP machine was laughed at (my pulmonologist was at the seminar when he introduced his theory. My doctor laughed, too. And last year prescribed me a CPAP.)
The whole history of germ theory, washing hands, sterilizing instruments, is a line of laughter and mockery. And results. And adoption, implementation, legislation.
Atomic bombs.
Flight.
Heavier than air flight.
“Infact the whole theory's absurdity is blinded by eloquent speech and popular belief.”
Not a fact.
“First off the theory that we developed from apes is based upon nothing but mere speculation.”
Again, that’s how all theories develop.
“If this isn't true than why do we keep searching for that oh so elusive "missing link" that may or [surprise surprise] may NOT exist!”
No one talks about ‘missing links’ any more except creationists. Please try to keep with the science you’re trying to dismiss.
“Second evolution doesn't even explain the whole argument! it explains matter [very poorly btw] but that's about it...”
Does evolution CLAIM to explain Time, Space, and Meaning?
“what about time? Space? What about the freaking beginning!?”
Every evolution textbook is clear on what evolution IS, and what it FUCKING AIN’T.
Again, do try to keep up.
“Therefore evolution, even if it IS true, is incomplete by nature.”
that it lacks what YOU expect doesn’t make much of a criticism.
“I really could go on....”
Yeah, there’s no effective limit to ignorance.