[On contraception]
The purpose of sex is still there even if you try to prevent the purpose from happening, you're still fighting with nature and ignorent to do so.
No one can take on a tsunami.
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Steve, you're 18, right? (Gasp! My age!) Anyway, I'm just writing to remind you to enjoy the next 22 years of your life. Why 22? Well, you'll die at 40, right? That's the natural lifespan of a human! If you try and live beyond 40, you're just fighting with nature, and you would be "ignorent" to try.
So... If a guy orgasms there is a tsunami? I guess a condom can't really stop one of those. but damned if I won't try!
But seriously, how does he link contraception with a tsunami? This makes me recal a game I played with a few friends during an unofficial vacation (we just vanished from the university for a week) in Spain. You take 2 words and link them in a story. The one with the most rediculous story wins and the loser has to pay for a round of beer. Steve probably played a few rounds to many.
Modern medicine is fighting nature. Wearing clothing is fighting nature. Using a car is fighting nature. Of course, riding a horse is fighting nature, just ask the horse.
Electric lights, or gas and candles for that matter, are fighting nature.
Controlling my laughter after reading your thoughts is fighting nature.
And when the NagZul bendeth forward and taketh it like a man, the very Earth shall quake! Verily a cavernous opening shall appear as the hills part, and it shall swallow you whole!
If then you choose to reach around, be careful for the bluest of balls, may release tumultuous wave after wave travelling at hundreds of miles an hour.
NOT!
Just another reason Steve's going to die a virgin.
But if we have a way of preventing the undesired, we should. Maybe one day science will take us far enough that human beings COULD "take on a tsunami" (or prevent it from hurting and killing so many people, at least).
"The purpose of sex is still there even if you try to prevent the purpose from happening, you're still fighting with nature and ignorent to do so.
No one can take on a tsunami."
Maybe not the sister of Washuu Hakubi:
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but she can 'take me on', if you know what I mean!
X3
(still looking for a Ryo-Ohki plushie! I always liked the idea of a Cabbit that can transform into something akin to a Shadowship from "Babylon 5"!)
No one can take on a tsunami.
Sorry to disappoint you, "Steve NagZul", but a typical male ejaculation contains only around half a teaspoon of liquid. (~ 1-10 milliliters).
This is not ... quite what I would call a "tsunami", and very easily stoppable by a rubber wall of ~ 0,1 millimeters (typical wall thickness of a standard condom)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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