[Talking about gravity]
Well,the answer to this one is easy,,,,
God started the spinning as he stretched out the universe amongst time and space,,and its been spinning ever since.
How do I know this?
Because I just do,if you want proof,go ask God yourself.
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Inmate 22841666: I asked God too. He didn't answer. Then I got mad, so I started to throw rocks at heaven. Unfourtunately, the rocks then fell back down on my head for some reason...
Must be God playing frisbee with the Universe.
Spinning has nothing whatsoever to do with gravity, dumbass. Venus spins so slowly that its day is actually longer than its year. But it still has gravity. What's the matter, didn't God tell you this when he made you a fountain of
(mis)information?
The Earth's spin works to throw everyone OFF the planet, you fucktarded idiot. Spinning only produces 'gravity' (inertia, really) when you are on the inner surface of the object being spun. Go learn a little bit about gravity, motion, and inertia, then come back.
Because I just do,if you want proof,go ask God yourself.
I did. He says you're so full of shit He's gonna give you diarrhea for a week just to clean you out. Furthermore, He's pissed at you for implying He's too stupid to know the difference between centrifugal force and gravity. So He's giving you hemorrhoids and scratchy toilet paper to go with the diarrhea.
I asked God, and he sent back a reply on stone tablets, but the cheap prick sent them COD, so I broke them and used the slate for my driveway.
Yawn, another fundie who thinks he's talking to Gawd... and who relies on SF novels (or more probably shows) to provide him with scientific facts. Gravity is function of mass, you lackwit, not rotation. Using centrifugal force to create pseudo-gravity in spaceships/stations only work if you are in the spinning object.
How do I know this?
Because I just do
Round and round the logic goes ...
Where it stops, nobody knows!
Gravity has nothing to do with spinning, that's either centrifugal or centripetal force (depending upon your position). Gravity is a property of mass, and all things with mass have gravity. Planets have gravity, I have gravity, the can of Fresca on my desk has gravity.
Please, for the sake of dignity, get off the internet and learn what the fuck you're talking about. And stop talking to Gawd, he's apparently a fuckwit to judge by what he's telling you.
As I've mentioned here before, my 8th grade Earth science teacher actually did say that gravity was the direct result of a planet spinning on its axis. And that was just one of several major educational atrocities she committed.
I had known more about astronomy and physics since 5th grade than this woman who was teaching an 8th-grade class. That class was the most painful so-called educational experience I ever had. (She was a drill team coach who probably got roped into teaching a science course because we had funding cutbacks going on back then -- and in Texas, of course, coaches are more important than actual science teachers, so it was much more common to see coaches teaching science than to see science teachers taking on other duties, such as coaching.)
~David D.G.
"Boy, how many hairs are there on that horse?"
"3,456,354,129."
"You can't be serious."
"If you don't believe me, count them yourself."
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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