Strawman Award
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So you can't win any debates as a Christian, and now you've lost a debate as an atheist.
You're really not very good at this, Eric. Maybe you should consider another line of work?
Instead of getting a fundie, why not get an actual atheist to challenge Christians? That way, the discussion isn't bogged down by strawmen.
Oh wait, this is Eric Hovind. Nevermind.
...Seriously? Eric Hovind genuinly think that because he played a (bad excuse for a) strawman and lost on purpose (not that that last thing's hard for him), it somehow means he scored a genuine win? That's a whole new level of delusion and stupidity right there, even for the Hovind clan.
Come back once an actual atheist debated there. Oh, and against someone other than you, Hovind. 'Cause we'd like a challenge and your clan tends to lose by default. I mean, no self-respecting athlete would have a running challenge against someone on crutches either, right?
So what was stopping you from doing a Ray Cumfart, and argue the toss with those from the Rational Response Squad, Eric?
Or - like Ken Ham - have a debate with Bill Nye...?!
(*Crickets chirp *)
...thought not.
Is this an atheistface?
Should I be offended?
When the Christian's metaphorical sword of truth cut you down, straw went everywhere! Of course, in the words of Taserface, that was metaphorical.
Yean Right,
I bet I'm not far off, I've heard what Eric says we think.
Please. With the "skills" on display there, Hovind, I wouldn't be surprised if even the idiots from Woden's Folk could out debate you. You'd walk out of that church believing in the sacred truth of Robin of Sherwood .
Oh Eric, so is that like being a Devil's advocate? You're the devil, or course, atheists don't believe in him either.
Really? What were your arguments, then? What were their arguments and your responses to them? It's quite amazing that we suddenly lose the argument once you have one of your own number stand in for us in a secret debate for which you provide no transcript.
Even your father would slap the back of your head for this one, and he all but owns the copyright on shitty fake arguments. Then again, your father is an abusive bastard who belonged in that cell for far more than mere tax evasion. I'd be inclined towards sympathy if you weren't long past the age when you should have wised up and hadn't followed him into the family business.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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