Bah! Amateurs! Everyone knows burning babies is a terrible waste! The true abortionist appreciates the flavour.
Les Enfants au Vermout Du Diable -
200 g baby diced.
1 tblspn. Rosemary
1 tblspn. black pepper
2 cloves garlic
200 ml Vermouth (bianco)
100 g fine diced red onion
100 g roughly chopped white onion
150 g vegetables of the season
100 g Mushrooms (champignon)
100 g Bell pepper (diced)
1 sexy woman/man/other (to taste)
1. Prepare a marinade by combining the baby with vermouth, red onions, bell pepper and rosemary. Add a finely diced clove of garlic. Leave to sit at room temperature. Pray to shiva during this because he is rocking awesome!
2. Prepare the mixed vegetables of your choice. My preference is frozen vegetables. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes. The veggies should still be fairly raw. Strain and run under cold water. Olive oil can be added to allow it to soak. Campaign for pro choice movements during this time. We wouldn't want to run out of delicious babies.
3. After 30 minutes of marinading. Remove cubes of baby and shallow fry in oil with a second clove of diced garlic and the white onions. Cook until nearly well done, adding mushrooms halfway through as they fry quickly. Discuss with sexy special fun time friend about how evolution has made babies so delicious!
4. Add some of the oil along with the cooked baby mix to a pot, and pour in the marinade. Simmer till the vermouth is a quarter gone. Add in your vegetables. Carry on simmering till the vermouth is half reduced. Take the time out to eat the baby's heart. So you can gain its rich tasty courage.
5. Serve over baby potatoes. Have unbiblical sex with sexy funtime companion. Remember throughout the entire procedure a rocking heavy metal soundtrack is required.
If you cannot get fresh baby or frozen baby from your local shops, chicken breast can be substituted. For the vegetarians just double the vegetable ratio and add more mushrooms. You just have to be more satanic while you cook to make up for it. Like cook over a pentagram with candles or in the nude on a full moon. On second thoughts the second one seems like a bad idea fraught with peril.
