i think the devil has all different age gorups of anti-christ cuz the devil doesn't know when god is coming. so like a older person if god comes in 2 weeks or something. a middle age 1 in case god comes in 2 years or 5 or wutever, a younger 1 in case god comes in 20-30 years from now, and a baby in case god come 60-90 years from now. cuz no 1 knows not even the devil, hes preparing al of them until that 1 day comes.........well thats just wut i think
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Meh, Bible fanfic again.
Oh, wait, the rapture story itself is Bible fanfic, so this is Bible fanfic fanfic.
EDIT: Since the New Testament is, in a sense, Torah fanfic, this story here is Torah fanfic fanfic fanfic.
I bet he has a guy of -1500 in case Jesus returns in 1530 years!
What part of Satan coming back as a red dragon with seven heads with 10 horns each and seven crowns does he not get?
Dragon wipes one third of the stars from heaven unto Earth and a epic battle between the dragon and the angels begins. The dragon looses and is tossed to the Earth and some guy walks up to him saying:
Well, I won't follow you. It doesn't look like you fit in with my age group.
There you go, trying that thinking stuff again. You fundies haven't had much practice at it so it can be a bit tricky. If you want some practice, the first step is to try to get your mind wrapped around the notion about what a crock of shit the Bible is. Repeat after me, the Bible is a fairy tale. The Bible is a fairy tale. Repeat this until the idea begins to settle in. Then we will go on to other topics such as "The World Is Not Flat" and "The Ten Commandments: Two out of Ten Worth a Damn."
But until you learn the basics of thought processes, you better not strain too hard. We wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
@~SK8ER_4_LIFE~
i think
If this is the only kind you can do, don't think. Please.
You were going along well, there, fuckrat, until your fatal error in the last line, to whit "i think".
<Paris Hilton is the Anti-Christ for the 18-30 set.>
But I thought the antichrist was, you know, supposed to be really smart, charming, and attractive?
Holy crap! That means I must be the antichrist! GET THE SACRED DAGGERS!
People have been predicting the end of the world sicne the stone age; so far, no one has been right.
But if you keep guessing about how/when it's going to happen, sooner or later (by the law of probabilities) you're bound to be right.
These Myspace folks are all so proud to be American, but they can't even speak the language.
So, anyone could be the Antichrist? If I extend that rationale a bit further, we find...yes, YOU could be the Antichrist! Horror of horrors! Quickly, the evil must not spread! Go die in a fire! That sorta poetic justice is part of what made the Bible so popular, anyhow.
Awww, sk8er, you've gone and made the baby antijesus cry...
Actually, I'm pretty sure my age gorup has more than 1 - there must be millions of us.
Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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