Even the thought of one kiss is too much experience at any age unless you are married, and that thought should be for your husband.
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Look, I know the braces are embarassing, and the acne's humiliating, but you can still be loved. Both things pass. Just don't go all "scary God-freak," and you'll be fine.
Gaaaahhh,
Ok, I'm not advocating humping everything that moves and some things that don't, but learn some stuff please!
At least, the absolute very minimum, get comfortable with your own body.
So help me, I really do love the girl, but I shouldn't know more about parts of her than she does.
This reminds me of a lady I met when I was a teenager... this lady was over 80 at the time, so she would have been about 20 in the late 1920's...
She said that she met her future husband twice before marrying him: once when they met, and the second time was after he asked her father if they could get married and her father said yes... the guy smiled at her and kissed her on the forehead, and she blushed furiously and ran to confession, she was so ashamed.
This was post-war uber-catholic Italy though!! XD
Lovely,
Maybe if you took the bon bons out of your mouth, turned off the 700 Club, took a bath and got some exercise, someone might actually present an opportunity for a kiss. Until then, stop rationalizing that your extreme celibacy is due to your christian values.
Uh, people, I looked up lovely's profile and she describes herself as a wife and mother, so I don't think the above characterizations of her as a perpetual virgin are correct. But we can always dream!
Julian, that is so disturbing on so many levels, and yet I can't stop laughing.
Em, I've fucked guys who kissed worse than that.
BTW, lovely, thinking of kissing someone isn't actually an experience. I know you fundie types sometimes have problems distinguishing fantasy from reality, but that's really taking it too far.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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