The reason why we Christians can and should cram our beliefs down other people's throats is because God himself told us to do it in the bible, we have the heavy weight of the CROSS OF JESUS BEHIND US AS OUR SUPPORT AND REMINDER OF THE FAITH OF ALL SINNERS.
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I'm going to invent a religion and write a holy book
Well, it worked for Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard...
Round here we put policemen in wicker cages and burn them to death. You can't stop us. We have every right to do it. If we don't, the sun won't rise anymore, and you wouldn't want that, would you?
You and the rest of your arrogant, zealous fatheads been unable to cram anything down my throat let alone your dark religious swill.
You may be a gullible simpleton, but that doesn't mean to say that I should copy you.
You got the weight of the cross etc behind you? So that's why there's not much to back you up. How can airy fairy nonsense about something that doesn't even exist back you up. No wonder you fail big time.
"Because God Himself told us to do it in the bible". I've always said that the bible is an immoral and unethical tome. How can God tell you anything when He doesn't exist.
Keep your horrendous beliefs away from my throat, I've got flu. I need something soothing not something harsh and irritating.
Besides which, why should I pay any attention to a caps-lock fiend. Get lost, you pathetic simpleton and take your hypocrisy and cant with you.
You have about as much chance of cramming your inane beliefs down my throat as I have cramming them up your jacksie. Please do grow up.
And DON'T USE CAPITAL LETTERS TO MAKE YOUR POINT it doesn't work, because I'm not a moron.
fergus
The reason why we Discordians can and should engage in Operation Mindfuck is becase Eris herself told us to do so in the Principia Discordia, we have the heavy weight of the Golden Apple behind us as our support and reminder of...wait, what?
"The reason why we Christians can and should cram our beliefs down other people's throats is because God himself told us to do it in the bible"
Leave out the OT, it's not yours.
They just get sillier..
"God does heal amputees, salamanders can regrow severed limbs, humans just don't pray hard enough"
Might as well write a holy book. (Which repeatedly uses the phrase 'For it was so dictated by God, and thus this is holy') that tells...
Oh wait, I already tried that once. The premise was that everyone can only get to heaven by giving me 75% of their possessions.
It didn't take off that well.
Okay, so you admit, then, that the bible contradicts itself. On one hand, you're have to force your beliefs down other people's throats because god told you to. On the other hand, he also told you to "do unto others as you would have done unto you." So does that mean we've got free reign to cram our beliefs down your throat, too?
(a mind far far away)
Well, if Eris approaches me while looking and sounding like Michelle Pheiffer, I'd be inclined to do whatever she tells me.
Mmm. Michelle Pfeiffer. *moanwhimpersigh*
"The reason why we Christians can and should cram our beliefs down other people's throats is because God himself told us to do it in the bible, we have the heavy weight of the CROSS OF JESUS BEHIND US AS OUR SUPPORT AND REMINDER OF THE FAITH OF ALL SINNERS"
And now you know why Richard Dawkins exists.
"The reason why we Christians can and should cram our beliefs down other people's throats is because God himself told us to do it in the bible"
Are you circumcised? Do you have both long and short hair?
You talk a good fight you loudmouthed twerp. I'd like to see you try it with me. You never will because you know that I'll show you up in front of everybody. You'd make fundamentalist Christianity look bad, not that that would be difficult. All I'll use will be reason, logic, understanding, compassion and humanity. What about you? I won't hold my breath waiting.
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HOORAY ITS WORKING AGAIN. LOL. I'D LIKE TO SAY HOWDY TO CAPTAIN LOLMAN. HOWDY CAPTAIN. LOL. AND TO MARGARET ARSE I'M PRRRRRROUD OF YOU. RRRRUNCH! ALSO, HI TO IRENE TURNER-CARTWRIGHT, YES I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE CAPSLOCK. AND A BIG CAPITALISED HELLO TO ALL AT YOUTUBE AND SPECIALLY TO sUBZEROTN.
The reason why we Christians can and should cram our beliefs
There should be a comma after the word can, and another one after should. -2
down other people's throats is because God himself told us to do it in the bible,
1) No. Actually, he didn't.
we have the heavy weight of the CROSS OF JESUS BEHIND US AS OUR SUPPORT AND REMINDER OF THE FAITH OF ALL SINNERS.
1) Excessive use of ALL CAPS. -15
Overall, you've rated a -19 on my grammar scale. Please don't use ALL CAPS so much. It's really annoying, and tends to make other people take you less seriously.
The saddest part of all this is not that she is trying to justify her arrogant, annoying behavior but that she, along with all other hard-core fundamentalists, just can't think outside of the box that other religions might be just as valid. If that's true, then people of other faiths have just as much validity to their arguments as well. "Oh no! We can't have that! Our God says He's the only true god!" They just don't see that some mechanism of exclusivity is critically needed to holding organized religions together.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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