["Girl Quotes Translated to English"]
What to pay attention to on online dating profile (not from me)
Good fun right up her own ass, looking for someone else to fund her partying.
Good sense of humour you’ll need one to date her, especially when you realise the vast gulf between her profile and reality.
Looking for young at heart funny man I sucked the live out of all my former boyfriends, now I need new blood.
Looking to meet interesting people I am a fucking princess.
Seeking something real unlike me, I am completely fake
Looking for a truthful man I am a lying cunt
Laugh you won’t, not with me
Looking for genuine kind man I need a carer
Looking for my soulmate I am an emotional vampire, this is a variant on the young at heart funny man above
Good fun honest man I am boring and dishonest
Feeling adventurous Looking for a shag, to be fair, all women are looking for a shag, but these types will actually put out on the first date.
Looking for good hearted man are you seeing a trend here yet?
Life’s one big adventure I am a fucking princess, again
Looking for someone honest and caring see the trends?
Looking for a guy who is honest sigh
Looking for a genuine bloke sigh
Looking for genuine, honest, sexy man sigh
Looking for genuine, intelligent bloke sigh, but the inclusion of the “intelligent” keyword means you must not be interested in her looks.. lol
Looking for kind goodhearted man sigh
Looking for funloving gentleman the inclusion of the “gentleman” keyword is the clue that this skank is anything but a lady