Chateau Heartiste has written that game can save the West. Disbelievers scoff. But if this outpost of sanity had been around during Hitler’s flowering youth to enlighten him about the nature of the fairer sex, the West might very well have been saved. Saved not just from war and genocide, but from every evil — cultural Marxism, feminism, equalism, and now racial self-annihilationism — that has come after.
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Could some good soul enlighten me, as to what this idiot is blathering about? Because so far, the only thing I get from this, is the WWII wouldn`t have happened if ol`Adie was a pickup artist.
Let's get Morgan Schlicklitz, this guy, the average Tumblr SJW, and Cathy Brennan into a room and watch the ensuing fight.
@Skide
I think this blather is about how teaching Hitler how to trick women into bed would totally have avoided the Holocaust. This would have meant that nobody holds a mirror to the rest of the world's blatant racism, leading to avoidance of such social ills as recognizing the personhood of women and off-white people.
So you can save the west using the magickal power of treating a woman as a life support system for her vagina, with no real value other than the ability to pleasure you?
Please, do explain. Momma would LOVE to hear this.
Megalomania is a psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of power, relevance, omnipotence, and by inflated self-esteem.
Oh good, a reactionary. I'm sorry, Heartiste, Hitler was more or less trying to 'save' the West from the exact same things your rooting for getting rid of. Don't degrade your only possible hero! Make him the besticus of all!
But seriously stop being fascist scum.
You know, considering they chose the name something like Château Heartiste they would have some class but I love the Sixteen commandants of Poon. Stay classy neo-reactionary MRAs!
On the one hand, it's refreshing to see Hitler mentioned by someone who's not actually an apologist.
On the other hand, this is still pretty damned offensive. "Raging sexism could have prevented the Holocaust!"
It's not an either/or, idiot.
"But if this outpost of sanity had been around during Hitler’s flowering youth to enlighten him about the nature of the fairer sex, the West might very well have been saved."
I think Eva Braun might have been satisfied with Adolph's understanding of "the fairer sex."
How does creating a world where no woman can ever trust a single thing any man says benefit men who are looking to actually have long-term relationship and a family instead of trysts that they specifically aim to make their throwaway girl of the week regret and despise themselves for causing them to retreat from daily life (and dating) altogether feeling soiled and shamed?
And how do you imagine men adopting the widespread practice of deceit, manipulation, and emotional abuse against large numbers of women without remorse would cause international politics to becomes less twisted and aggressive or cause Hitler himself to...
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...You fucking think Hitler being a pick-up artists would have stopped him from slaughtering millions for being unfit to live in his world and millions more for being in the way?
And you call your shit an outpost of sanity?
Hey babe, let me treat you to a whirlwind tour of my tastefully decorated man-cave, er basement, this evening. Authentic turn-on decor including mist of ancient fart, spray of stale semen, swastika ceiling art and barbed-wire wall surrounds.
Or:-
Playful romance is in the air tonight!!
Or:-
Ooh! It's game time! I smell with my little nose something beginning with f.
Hitler wasn't big on Marxism, feminism, equalism nor racial self-annihilationism (whatever that means).
id Software's "Wolfenstein " games.
As B.J. Blazkowicz would quote the venerable Spartans: 'If. '
@Goomy pls, Skide
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Goomy pls is an ideas man. b^_^d
I'm guessing game is picking up chicks, I dunno. He's still an idiot. Not only is he blaming the holocaust on Hitler's lack of "game" he is also saying that every bad thing that has ever happened since then is Hitler's fault. Which, I mean, is kinda correct in a holistic way, but somehow I got the feeling that's not what he meant.
OMG! Not sure what 'game' u r talking about.
Cultural Marxism? No such thing, would love for you to define it.
Feminism? Yes it can be ridiculous when it is approached in the wrong way.
Equalism? Same thing if you are talking about what I think. It can be bad if approached in the wrong way. Everyone IS NOT equal, but they are not unequal because of skin color, sexual orientation, or any other uncontrollable natural trait.
Racial self-annihilationism? I don't even know, whatever!
Hitler was not a good listener, nor was he much of a ladies' man. Goebbels, on the other hand, was a first-class womanizer.
That would've been a great idea. Imagine if Hitler made himself look like an assclown posting on PUA websites all day and then whining how feminism caused all his problems. We'd just know him as some German asshole on the Internet who shows up here sometimes, kinda like that Croatian asshole on the Internet who shows up here sometimes (in more ways than one).
At first, I though Chateau Heartiste was one of those European boardgames like Settlers of Cataan or Small World.
Maybe someone in Europe should make a boardgame based on Pick-Up Artists. Actually, they probably already have. :-)
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