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I NEVER wanted to spit on the Reptilians. But they forced my hand dude. (Cough cough POISON!!) When I was a 3D Human 8 years ago. The Reptilians poisoned me with CYANIDE first and I just couldn't catch my breath for a whole year until I received the antidote from my first encounter with the Felines. 2nd with THALIUM and my feet, stomach hurt and my hair was falling out and I was very pale. 3rd RICIN I felt like I was choking to death and could not breath. 4th this certain SPIDER VENOM where I was partially paralyzed and could not turn my neck left or right. 5th MERSER I had a terrible fever and was very ill and sweaty. Think the Reptilians will understand that they struck first and started it. And forced my hand to spit. Maybe they will realize and give me another chance as a un-brain dead 3D Human with them on there beautiful planet Earth. Ill pray to God and the Angels!

P.s. Btw it's me the being you all call "IT" from the Dern Universe. Sorry I was sent through alot of black holes by Illuminati Reptilians into parallel and unknown universes. And in my new universe no one knows who I am :( . PLEASE! protect me from the evil Illuminati Reptilians and there black holes

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