Rules of Acquisition:
19. Don’t lie too soon after a promotion.
22. Wise men can hear profit in the wind.
24. Never ask when you can take.
25. Fear makes a good business partner.
28. Morality is always defined by those in power.
32. Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects.
34. War is good for business.
35. Peace is good for business.
45. Profit has limits. Loss has none.
47. Never trust a man wearing a better suit than you own.
58. Friendship is seldom cheap.
81. There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
I'll let you guess which ones apply to George Soros, and which are appropriate to Donald Fart, PHT.
And for an encore:
51. Never admit a mistake if there’s someone else to blame.
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To paraphrase Rule 109. 'Alternative Facts' and an empty sack is worth the sack.
Which is what you'll be getting, Sean Sphincter. >:D
