Man, you really must love to jack-off... are you trying to find every bit of way to justify this nasty habbit? I went down that route before, I tried to find every possible way to justify that smoking is ok. Turns out that I found a demon that was causing me to smoke... sounds like to me that you have a terrible "jacking-off demon" in you. Quit deffering yourself from what's true. Do you want me to cast out that demon for you?
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Man, you really must love to jack-off...
Guilty as charged.
...are you trying to find every bit of way to justify this nasty habbit?
Justify it to who? I'm the one being jerked off by myself; not you.
I went down that route before, I tried to find every possible way to justify that smoking is ok.
It is ok. I'm lighting up right now. Carry on, please.
Turns out that I found a demon that was causing me to smoke...
Fair enough. I started smoking because of a girlfriend who slept around.
...sounds like to me that you have a terrible "jacking-off demon" in you.
Deep, so deep inside me.....mmmmmmm yeah........
Do you want me to cast out that demon for you?
Will you promise to jerk me off afterward? My arm's all tired.
Man, you really must love to jack-off...
Guilty as charged.
...are you trying to find every bit of way to justify this nasty habbit?
Justify it to who? I'm the one being jerked off by myself; not you.
I went down that route before, I tried to find every possible way to justify that smoking is ok.
It is ok. I'm lighting up right now. Carry on, please.
Turns out that I found a demon that was causing me to smoke...
Fair enough. I started smoking because of a girlfriend who slept around.
...sounds like to me that you have a terrible "jacking-off demon" in you.
Deep, so deep inside me.....mmmmmmm yeah........
Do you want me to cast out that demon for you?
Will you promise to jerk me off afterward? My arm's all tired.
That sounds like a horrible pick-up line...
'Oh, sounds to me like you have a terrible "jacking-off demon" in you. Do you want me to cast out that demon for you, big boy?'
a terrible jacking off demon ? No sir, my demon is pretty damn nice to me, except for the tennis elbow and sore dick he gives me. Then, there's this fucking strong right arm...
btw - nice name there!
Do you want me to cast out that demon for you?
Look - a very thinly veiled offer to participate in some homosexual fun!
EDIT: Glad I wasn't the only one to notice what must surely be the first line to an amateur work of homo-erotic fiction.
GigaGuess
#853092
*sigh*
These people see demons in a desk light...
And in a flesh light too :D
Oh dear me. Today (it's 2.52 PM around here) i've already encountered 3 times the jack-off demon. Would you believe it, 3 times?
In ten words or less: i couldn't give a shit.
P.S. It was some 19 year old cute guy from teh intertoobz. Felt great maan. But i got a blister on me hand.
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