Ben Garrison #conspiracy


[transcript: High in the sky, an airplane labeled "ILLUMINATI" steals the parachute from a small anthropomorphic Bitcoin and gives it to a huge, fat "Dow Bull". The bull is holding an anvil labeled "DEBT", and the parachute is obviously too small to meaningfully help. The Illuminati plane announces that, "It's Trump's fault!"]



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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