I never know whether to laugh or cry when filling these questionnaires

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I have a cousin who was caught having sex at school at age 12 when I was a KHV at 20. He's currently serving time for abusing his (different) girlfriend and neglecting the child they had together. My friends and family still wonder why I'm depressed.

As bad as I feel now, I can't imagine a year or so in minimum security could make me feel much worse. I've been struggling with mental illness and feeling like a subhuman piece of trash for over a decade now. I could think of worse trades.

The $64,000 Question is: Would my cousin trade places with me to get out of jail if he knew that it meant giving up his status as a Chad?