“You can see the world around you and think it just happened,”
Ah. You’re over-thinking ‘random.’ Unplanned is not the same as pure chaos. i mean, if an apple disconnects from the tree, the next two seconds of travel is not random, is it?
“you accept the hysterical lie of evolution”
Meh. All the hysteria is on the side of those trying to stifle it.
“that says, billions of years ago, there was an explosion,”
No. 1, there was no ‘explosion.’ 2, that’s not evolution. This is the hysteria i detect.
“and billions of years later, chemicals just happened to work together,”
If you burn hydrogen you get water. Any time you burn hydrogen, you get water. That’s how they fit together. It’s not happenstance. It’s also not part of any plan we can detect, but it’s not ‘just happened.’
“and billions of years later, they crawled out of the sludge grew legs climbed a tree, and poof here you are?”
You refer to BILLIONS of years THREE GODDAMNED TIMES, and you think that I think i just poofed into being?
What in the holy fucking spectrum of stupid is wrong with you, exactly?
“And you call faith a "fairy tail"”
Well, yeah.
It’s a just-so story working from the world they saw to the events that fit their imagination, with gods and demigods and demons thrown in. And plagiarism. Heavy on the plagiarism.
“are you for real?”
I sure am. I’m still kinda suspicious that a third of Creationism is performance art, though.