Men were made in the image of God. Women were made in the image of man. It is a womans job to be submissive to her husband and a mans job to rule over his wife. However, both are to be treated equally.
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If men were made in the image of God, and women were made in the image of man which was made in the image of God, then how are women NOT made in God's image every bit as much as men?
(And a second question on this: If women are made in the image of man, how did penis and testicles transform into breasts? I've heard of faulty photocopies, but that's ridiculous!)
Besides that, how the heck do you manage to reconcile your mind to such ideas as a rule/submission relationship with equality between the sexes when the concepts are totally contradictory? Just asking the question makes my head hurt!
I'm amazed that this gem of a post didn't get a Non-Contradiction Award. It certainly would get nominated now if it were a current post.
~David D.G.
Wait, if men are in the image of god and women in the image of man, wouldn't women be in the image of God as well? If man's image is of God and woman's image is of man?
Of course, a fundie wouldn't understand that. Just like I can't understand how I'm supposed to be treated equally to my partner if I'm essentially his slave.
I think what this idiot must mean is that a woman should be treated equally by everyone EXCEPT for her husband. Her husband can do whatever he wants to her, but other people have to back off.
Sorry, but we're living in the 21st century, at least in America we are. You want to go back to the Bronze Age so badly? Then go live in Saudi Arabia.
But if a = b and b = c then a = c. Therefore women were also made in gods image, amirite. Sorry if I confused you with logic.
Also, do you have any evidence at all for the assertions you make anyway?
non-contradiction award?
Also, fuck you.
"Men were made in the image of God. Women were made in the image of man."
Nobody tell Livin'4Christ about a certain character in the videogame "Guilty Gear" then...!
X3 >:D
@BurntBush
\"Women were made in the image of man\"
"Then why does my wife have tits? Was she made in your image?"
The joke 'When God made Man, She was only kidding ' exists for a reason .
Have you never noticed that women and men are quite different ?
Why should I treat another mans slave as my equal ?
why not try the "women have smaller brains " arguement ?
How do you not see the contradiction?
That's what hits me. They speak of equality and define it with an example of inequality. It's sheeple indoctrination.
"Never mind the contadiction behind the church, obey the word, today the word is gays are destroying society, that's our job. Who do they think they are with all that gay ramming?
But I degress, All y'all women folk remember, you're equal in the eyes of the lord when a mans in total control of you."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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