The taboo of female farting is entirely reasonable. Men desire the female body, females tend to desire what a male body can do, rather than the body itself. If nothing else, differences in biology dictate that men have to fuck the female body, while women are fucked by the male body. Women farting is simpy a bigger turn off and passion killer for men than men farting is for women (and a bigger obstacle between successful reproduction between men and women
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The misogynists are attacking body functions now. Alright,everyone, let's abandon feminism in the face of this unparalleled display of knowledge and logic.
Just kidding, let's keep fighting the hate. Also, gay men and lesbians apparently don't real, because of "biology." I will never understand people like Theantifeminist.
For most people, farting is a completely involuntary function. Every human releases gas, all day long. If a man insists that the food cooked at home, or the restaurant he goes to with his S.O. is fart-inducing, then they're both gonna fart.
The only people I've known who purposely consumed foods known to trigger farting, and timed their farts, were male.
You don't know any women first hand, do you, stupid?
Farting has no impact on the reproduction, to my knowledge.
Actually, farting is pretty much a turn-off to most people.
But you would be surprised at how many guys have a fetish for farting gals. There's a whole porno subgenre dedicated to it!
I can't figure it out, myself but my attitude is that if the grossness is between consenting adults, live & let live.
This is this stupidest thing I've ever read.
This little loser is just bitter because he doesn't even have to step on a frog to turn all the women off; it comes naturally to him.
I hope a large, angry lesbian that just ate beans & broccoli sits & farts on you.
"females tend to desire what a male body can do, rather than the body itself."
Just because women never lust for you doesn't mean they aren't drooling over other men who get out of their mothers' basements once in a while and take care of themselves. And that thing you're telling yourself about men farting--not true. Women find it disgusting, not funny.
"females tend to desire what a male body can do, rather than the body itself."
Just because women never lust for you doesn't mean they aren't drooling over other men who get out of their mothers' basement once in a while and take care of themselves. And that thing you're telling yourself about men farting--not true. Women find it disgusting, not funny.
It's cute when you try to make your bullshit sound all sciency and intellectual.
Both genders farting is typically taboo in polite company. Men among themselves, or in their own homes among family, sometimes relax the rules a bit in many ways, including passing gas. Impolite handling of bodily functions of any kind is still a turnoff to most women.
Women are, indeed, often held to a higher standard of etiquette and decorum. That doesn't mean the standards are entirely reasonable any more than any other social rule is.
@Cyclonus
Benjie Franklin. Wrote a book about it.
I worked in a shop where all the other dudes took psyllium; makes the longest, loudest smelliest millennium death farts known to exist. They pushed the envelope.
Oh, you mean like in "Blazing Saddles"?
Oh, lord... Breaking wind is an obstacle to the reproductive act in general, unless you're James Joyce.
The whole deal with it being more embarrassing/unacceptable for women to pass gas is hardly reasonable, it's just sexism. God forbid a woman has a queef, this joker would probably completely lose his shit.
"Women farting is simpy a bigger turn off and passion killer for men than men farting is for women."
O rly?
Here's a quote from a love letter James Joyce (yes, that James Joyce) wrote to his wife in 1909:
(NSFW)
"At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."
missing a huge point here. Men just plain fart more as we're bigger and wolf our food down so its more obvious. Over time some very stupid men, mostly Christian prudes, came to think women don't fart and decided it was near a sin if they did.
Well surprize asshole, they do fart but societies (and the women themselves)have given women a harder time about it.
I think part of it begins in childhood years, the boys think it's funny, the girls usually take mommies opinion early that it's gross and we never loose that part of childhood.
To be honest, I think this is just one of these thing the ladies hold over us as leverage, no matter what you do there's always a woman to remind you how absolutely gross you are.
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