The 700 Club is giving me a busy signal all too often now. What other toll-free prayer hotlines are there, and what organizations do they belong to?
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Prayer hotlines? What, did you want to at least have someone to talk to you while you are waiting for your prayers to go unanswered, or do you just not trust the message to get to Santa Jesus without going through the proper channels?
Don't you think that if there was a god, the 700 club's prayer hotline would never be busy? Wait a minute, why do you need to call a hotline to pray to God anyway? Doesn't he hear you from your house?
"Thank you for calling the 700 Club prayer hotline, where all your prayers will be answered for a nominal fee. Please remember that the lord works in mysterious ways, so if it seems your prayers haven't been answered, maybe god wants you to wait. All our gods are currently busy. Please remain on the line, and the next available god will be with you in a moment. Please have your credit card at the ready."
I like GNU OpenPrayer.
You hang up all the telephones, turn off the televangelism, then you basically just pray.
You don't call anyone because it's not about money, you're supposed to be talking to God.
Even I know this and I've never been a Christian!
I wanna talk to Gawd on the phone!
Listen you bitch angel, don't they teach you how to work a switchboard in heaven?!
No. I do NOT want to talk to the Ghost. I want Big Daddy himself, not Junior and certainly not that Spook!
Lola! Good find.
Why does this cretin need a toll-free prayer hotline? Isn't one just supposed to pray to God, kneeling at the end of one's bed? I mean, Jesus, what is wrong with these people? If God exists, isn't he listening? Does he have to work through a call centre in Bangalore?
fergus
You know...you could just...pray.
You don't need a hotline to pray, you just do it. It's not something you need other people for.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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