It is written in the bible in so many passages that oral sex is a sin! So why do i see articles everyday in the paper about kids, young kids engaging in oral sex? Like its a friggin game or something. Don't these kids know they are playing with eternal hellfire. And when you play with eternal hellfire, oh you get burned alright.
So join us to put a stop to the number one sin that threatens our society, oral sex.
We need 1000 signatures on our petition to get the governor to set up a special committee to look into the social ramifications of unregulated oral sex. This is NOT just a religious problem, this is a societal problem.
You can sign our petition here
And remember God is watching over us always.......God bless....rr
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"It is written in the bible in so many passages that oral sex is a sin!"No, it's not. Go ahead, cite a few passages against oral sex. That's right, dipshit, there aren't any.
"So why do i see articles everyday in the paper about kids, young kids engaging in oral sex?"
Teenagers, yes, but "young kids?" I think you're stretching the truth fairly severely there, TRR.
"Like its a friggin game or something."
It can be, if you're doing it right.
"Don't these kids know they are playing with eternal hellfire. And when you play with eternal hellfire, oh you get burned alright."
First, you haven't established that there IS a god or a hell.
Second, you haven't shown that the Bible says anything against oral sex.
"So join us to put a stop to the number one sin that threatens our society, oral sex."
So, in the Fundie's favrite game, "Rate The Sin," you contend that oral sex is the worst sin, worse than homosexuality, worse than murder, worse than lying. I notice that oral sex isn't banned by any of the versions of the 10 commandments.
"We need 1000 signatures on our petition to get the governor to set up a special committee to look into the social ramifications of unregulated oral sex."
How 'bout looking into the social ramifications of fundamentalism?
"This is NOT just a religious problem, this is a societal problem."
This is NOT a religious problem, this is a pile of steaming crap.
"You can sign our petition here
And remember God is watching over us always.......God bless....rr"
Thank you, no.
Oh yeah. Online petitions always work, don't they....
Man that sucks! At least he/she/it is calling for oral sex to be regulated rather than banned outright. Though I suppose it will be a bitch for some special committee to determine how one qualifies for an oral sex license, how much oral sex will be permitted per month and to whom, whether to tax the sucker or the suckee, and how to address the swallow-vs.-spit controversy. It will probably end up with the U.S. Supreme Court having to sort out all the details.
What Bible passage does THAT come from?
Calm down, calm down, it's only a troll. I wonder how many fundies on Myspace will fall for it, not knowing there is no Book of Nezeriah.
It is written in the bible in so many passages that oral sex is a sin!
Once your read the thread a bit you find this:
I was wondering when they'd quit being hypocrites and start attacking oral sex, too.
If its enjoyed by people, and its fun, and it doesn't hurt anybody, its a game.
"And Lo: The Lord said unto Moses, "Let not a man or a woman Venture South, and neither let them eat carpet, nor munch upon man-meat in their tents.""
Wait a sec. Apart from the fact that you can't explain why oral sex is a societal problem, so much as regular sex isn't how is it possible that it's not a religious problem, if your only justification is that the Bible says it's a sin and that those kids are playing with hellfire?
"This is NOT just a religious problem, this is a societal problem.
And remember God is watching over us always.."
Liar!
"This is NOT just a religious problem, this is a societal problem.
And remember God is watching over us always.."
Liar!
Brian X,
"Musical Faces"?
So I checked the bible. Not much in the way of oral sex, but there is something on... fisting?
"My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him." (Song of Songs 5:4)
"It is written in the bible in so many passages that oral sex is a sin!"
"So join us to put a stop to the number one sin that threatens our society, oral sex."
Q: Who was it who said (before he died) 'Suck me, Hardy'?
A: Fellatio Nelson
X3
My Swedish language teacher likes to play practical jokes on me, when I least expect them. Well, she always was such a cunning linguist.
X3
"And remember God is watching over us always"
So God is into Dogging , eh?:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_(sexual_slang)
And he's 'omnipresent' too. Perv.
@Quantum Mechanic
"Oral sex should be regulated!
Well, it'd be hard; as jobs go, you'd become exhausted, thus you'd be puffing & blow ing. It'd be a hard one to get your tongue round. But in terms of employment, you can't lick it! [/Finbarr Saunders]
X3
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Confused?
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