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Satan is what you would call a "Creationist." Satan knows full-well that everything the Bible says in Genesis (and everywhere else too) is true. He was there!

The reason Satan invented darwinism is because he is the Father of Lies and Author of Confusion and he hates for people to know the truth as God declares it in the Bible. And he also hates for people to go to Heaven and avoid joining him in Hell...which is another of his main motivations to invent darwinism.

So if you want to admire Satan for something, then admire him for his wisdom in being what you would call a "Creationist." But don't be a dupe in his plan who believes the lies that he made up for the purpose of luring people into Hell.

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