[WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH]
They are a ploy, Actors hired and used by the ACLU to use the name Baptists and cause Christians to look bad and ultimately I believe to cause a lockdown on religious freedoms.
In other words, they know exactly what they are doing.
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Yes, and Al Quaida are fully paid-up members of the Republican Party. Sorry, son, you can't get rid of the Phelpses that easily ... they're all yours!
Got any proof of this? At all? 'Cause it looks like the Phelps clan is the real deal and no matter how hateful, they're honest-to-Gawd Christians.
Man, I gotta join the ACLU. Apparently their covert ops is simply awesome.
Why pretend that the Phelps are anything other than what they claim to be? They are acting upon the words of the bible precisely as written. Therefore, they are True Christians. They are also hateful, disgusting arseholes - that's what results from being True to the Faith.
I think fundies who decry the ACLU hate America, civility, liberty, and the Union.
Hey, it makes more sense than Tduncan's pronouncements.
I don't blame Tduncan for wishing this were so, but he crosses the line to claim it as fact.
Sorry, bub -- but they are on YOUR side. Think, now, what that says about what your side IS.
~David D.G.
Hmmmm.....imagine that want ad:
Legal Activist Group Seekes Actor To Portray Religious Fundamentalist. Must be willing to completely dedicate their entire life and the lives of their entire extended family to the job. Must be willing to become the most reviled and hated individuals on the planet. Must be willing to stay in character no matter what and go down in history as racist, hate-filled, assholes. Job pays only what you can earn yourself by working independantly.
Somehow I don't think they would get many takers.
Yes, it's a little known fact that in 1300BC, the ACLU - or Satan's Little Helpers as they were known back then mugged Moses and edited his texts adding in the articulate Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.
They decided that 3300 years of persecution of tens of millions of individuals would be justifiable collateral damage in order to piss off one Tduncan of ButtFukski.
Foley's a Democrat, Darwin caused Hitler, Catholics aren't Christians, there were dinosaur babies on Noah's ark, the speed of light changed, the ACLU hired actors to make Baptists look like fools ... is there any alternate reality these people won't invent to maintain their myths?
PS, the ACLU is actually holding its nose and defending this group against a Kentucky law making their protest activities illegal, citing the First Amendment.
I can empathize with the point of view, but it's a fantasy Tduncan. If you're going to identify yourself as a member of an organization, you have to accept the fact that people you find repugnant are part of the same organization.
Uh, Phelps is actually a megalomaniac in his own right, who was a con-artist and general fraudster and bully for several years before "finding religion", that is, dressing his extant pressures and scams up in the Bible and twisting "the word of Gawd" to stand in for his non-existent credibility.
Check this out, among other places.
He doesn't represent any religious group, any more than the guy wearing a football team jersey who whacks you with a tire iron represents that football team.
--GF
umm what?! he's shitting me right?
i've lived in topeka all my life and long before the ACLU started on about gay rights he was preaching this shit or other shit like it
i mean he got disbarred for pulling stupid crap and harrasing people
hell he pickets our live theaters because theres a lot of people there
the author Glazius posted is right, we are held hostage,because they are useing their rights and are relentlessly hounding those who don't agree with them, but what can you do? yell at them back? sue them? the best is to ignore them :(
its sad to hear my hometown and state agrees with him too, i sure don't, if it would do some good i would protest aganst him
Remember when you said you were gay
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .
You remained a homosexual
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the Westboro Baptist Church
Where life is hateful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those tight, young men
And their angry, picket signs
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That Fred Phelps would make me flip my lid
Right. . .
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the spite-filled home
With curses and shouts that say you're going to hell
And mindless picketers who sit and smile
And pick their asses and noses
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
I damned your lifestyle
protested outside your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my raging, gay-bashing deeds?!!
Hah. . .
Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ALCU, you Pagan slut!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the Phelps farm
Where people are bitter all the time
And it’s all a conspiracy
Those firm, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
To the happy home
Where I can jerk off to obituaries
Where faggots are dragged to death and I smile
And twiddle my cock and balls
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
To the Phelps farm
We’re filled with resentment all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those sexy, young men
In their clean, white drawers
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
Phelps group isn't even remotely the only one like that. It's just the groups like his, have a doctrine like his to NEVER GET ALONG WITH ANY OTHER GROUP.
He only uses "Baptists" to seem legit and because you really can't copyright it and deny others use of the Title. After all, the Klan is embraced by segments of the Southern Baptist but the others can't stop the useage.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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