[So Christians, what exactly is your idea of what awaits us Atheists in hell?]
To many look forward to the gnashing and the wailing and the endless sweating and leathery straps and chains and gargoyle babes with whips... I suspect hell just leaves you literally alone, nothing but proud of not kneeling, a little chilly or too warm, hungry, achy, annoyed, lonely but sick of everybody, sleepy, anxious and constantly needing to pee though you can go forever and it just makes it a hair worse everytime... Hell is bleak, not even offering the thrill of torture...
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Actually, he was saying that the little BDSM scene there isn't what he thinks hell is, but what he thinks a lot of people (who don't believe in hell) are looking forward to having in hell. For some reason he thinks you have to pee all the time in hell?
Actually, as visions of Hell go, this is pretty sophisticated.
Most people's idea of hell is pretty banal, particularly among fundies who take the biblical descriptions put together by the least imaginative people of an ancient tribe as the literal truth. In fact the only truly chilling vision of Hell I can remember seeing was the one in the Robin Williams film What Dreams May Come , where Annabella Sciorra was trapped in the decayed, perpetual disaster of her failed life without even being aware of it.
Hell just leaves me literally alone?
ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
That would be wonderful. Except for a small minority, most of humanity really pisses me off, and all I want most of the time is to be left the fuck alone. Sounds like I'll be left in peace in Hell. Where do I sign up?
"To many look forward to the gnashing and the wailing and the endless sweating and leathery straps and chains and gargoyle babes with whips"
Well yes, what about that WOULD'NT be fun?
Of course since your christian, you have a inate need to delve into other sex lives.
For some reason he thinks you have to pee all the time in hell?
True Pee Waits
I think this is actually one of the more sensible ideas of hell -- complete isolation. I've thought of that before, but the added matter of everything being perpetually slightly off balance is a pretty imaginative detail.
That said... yikes. I get freaked out by knots in silk scarves, and this guy clearly has a succubus fetish and then some. Dude, just make sure you know the safe word and you'll be okay, okay?
Little chilly or too warm Hmm I am feeling that right now
Hungry Hungry in hell, and that would seperate it from my daily life how? Since I am always hungry
Achy Not right now, but I have stomped my toe earlier
Annoyed Again how would that seperate me from my daily life?
Lonely but sick of everybody Everyday, people pisses me off
Sleepy Check
Anxious Check
Constantly needing to pee Also check
So hell is different from my daily life how?
"I suspect hell just leaves you literally alone, nothing but proud of not kneeling, a little chilly or too warm, hungry, achy, annoyed, lonely but sick of everybody, sleepy, anxious and constantly needing to pee though you can go forever and it just makes it a hair worse everytime" That was pretty much every weekend for me,back in the 80's
And Heaven is a lot of blue-white marble columns on a big blue-white marble floor, with misty clouds drifting around and everyone wearing a blue-white toga and playing a small hand-held harp. Well, that's what comes to most people's minds, I imagine.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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