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I handed one of Living Waters (Million Dollar) gospel tracts to a drive threw worker the other day while picking up some food for my family. When I pulled up to the window I decided to give her the gospel tract first before giving her my real money. Well she took the tract and before I could get a word out shut the window. She just looked with amazement at the tract for about 10 seconds then she called one of her friends over to check it out. Now I know I should have knocked on the window to let her know it’s not real, but I just had to see how far this would go. The drive threw girl and her friend looked very carefully at the tract and then took out one of those money markers, you know which kind I’m talking about the kind to tell if it’s counterfeit or not. She then walked off which was an attempt to find the manager. I thought to myself, oh no they are going to call the law on me – well if they do I guess I will just have to witness to the authorities.

A minute later the manager came back and opened the window in which she began to tell me, “Uhmm sir, this is not real money and we cannot accept this” which I responded, “Yes I know it’s not real, they do not even make a million dollar bill.”

The manager tried to hand it back, but I told her it was for the girl that was waiting on me. I gave her my real money and we both had a good chuckle. When the drive threw girl handed me my food she was obviously embarrassed. I told her no worries and that she did a wonderful job and gave her a four million dollar tip.

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