Sam Adams #conspiracy moonbattery.com

[Glenn Beck's website says that the Obama administration is negotiating to release Omar Abdel-Rahman, when another poster points out that no reputable news source has reported this to be true.]

Lemme see here—I know the government would never lie. They would never allow thousands of guns to be sold to criminals/terrorists to be walked across the US/Mexico border. I know our government would never do that.

I also know that the government would never go against anyone’s conscience by asking them to help fund contraception or abortion, contrary to a person’s religious belief.

I also know that the government would never cover up a domestic terrorist attack at Ft. Hood by calling it “workplace violence.” I also know that the government would never allow self-described communists to work in the administration. I know that they would never allow the secretary of state to have a chief of staff that had close ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.

I know that the government will always stand for the constitution and protect free speech, even if they find that speech offensive—.to one religion or another. I know that the government would never send a US ambassador into harms way, but would always provide him the protection he deeded, especially in a violent mid-east country. I know that our government would never bomb a US citizen with a drone strike without benefit of a trial or being found guilty of a crime.

I also know that such a government would never have high level officials, seeing how our government is aiding our enemies, reach out to a media source where he could alert us to what might happen in the near future. After all, who wouldn’t trust the New York Times, eh?

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