Sounds like bad news yes but these are the End Times. Gray aliens are the big part of Satan's end times "grand deception". I believe Tribulation starts in 2010. The best news is Jesus returns in 2017 I believe.
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"I believe Tribulation starts in 2010. The best news is Jesus returns in 2017 I believe."
Based on what exactly? Let me guess, god spoke to you and told you.
LOL! Shouldn't this go under CTSTDT?
"The best news is Jesus returns in 2017 I believe."
Shut up. Once 2017 arrives and nothing happens you'll just bump the date up a few more years.
2017.
Fundie:"Jesus will return in 2020!"
Fundie2:"You said that he's return this year."
Fundie:"You're not a true-Christain!"
(Darkfire Taimatsu)
Only for the believers themselves. For the rest of us, it's the best thing they can do, as it helps us see just how crazy they (and by extension, other theists) can be.
Ahhh, Jesus, always just a few years away from his big comeback. And always within the life expectancy of the predictor.
Would be awesome if he returned in 37420 and no-one had a clue who he was.
@685425:
Roll 1d20 + 2000 THIQ0.
JEASUS RETURNS IN 2017!! shuuuuuuuuure he'll be screwed to a steel cross in newfoundland, covered with advertisements like "Jeasus says McDonalds os O.K.",sprayed with fabreeze cause of the de-comp, and wearing a mimi wind turbine on his head for power...
... you all suck.
You guys just keep moving the dates. After setting them a few hundred times and being wrong each time, don't you guys think you've got something a little wrong? As in whatever it is you believe is maybe a little... I dunno... false? Isn't there something in that book of yourse against false teachings?
Citation, motherfucker, do you have one? Any kind of source for this lunacy, at all, other than 'god spoke to me in a voice in the night'.
Idiot.
Uh-huh. You'll be proven just as right as all the others, who just like you firmly believed they knew when the End of the World would happen.
Judging by the perfect record of failure of these predictions so far (for 2000 years or so, I might add), I expect yours to be proven erroneous too. After all, if any of these previous prophecies had been true, we wouldn't be here to debate the topic, would we?
On the night of October 4, 2004 God told me that there are demons disguised as gray aliens on the moon. The grays are inside the moon on the near side and have bases on the dark side. The grays are also on Mars’s 2 tiny moons of Phobos and Deimos. There are also the Martians, a green-skinned race of peaceful aliens.
God told me the CIA assassinated President Kennedy mainly because he wanted to tell the public about aliens, and secondarily because of the Bay of Pigs fiasco. A CIA assassin called “Saul” assassinated Kennedy from the County Records Building in Dallas.
@PMSFKS
A devout Christian friend of mine has calculated that Jesus will return in 2029 using the Bible. We became friends because I believe God told me that Jesus will return in 2029. God did not give me the right date before- He said 2017. I am a semi-prophet, but not a prophet. God does not send any more prophets after Jesus.
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