Muslims can be classified into two groups:
Group 1: Wants to cut your non-Muslim head off
Group 2: Doesn’t, but is OK with group 1 doing it
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Perhaps the stupidity of this can be explained by the fact you posted it AFTER you lost your head. I see no other explanation, because in spite of what you obviously think, it's neither funny nor clever.
Barack Obama - who appointed Hillary Clinton as his Secretary of State - succeeded in just three years where George Dumbya Bush failed in eight , re. bin Lardarse.
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Unless you voted for Hillary last year, I guess you can be classified with the first of your two groups.
Muslims come in three groups.. Ones that want to decapitate you, ones who wants someone else to decapitate you, and one who doesn't like cabbage.
No wait, there's four, four types of muslims. Ones that want to decapitate you, ones who wants someone else to decapitate you,one who doesn't like cabbage, And ones who don't like cabbage, but actually find a liking for German food nonetheless.
Oh uh, I was wrong, there's five types of muslims. Ones that want to decapitate you, ones who wants someone else to decapitate you,one who doesn't like cabbage. Ones who don't like cabbage, but actually find a liking for German food nonetheless, and one's who could go either way.
....Then there's the 12th kind of Muslim....spooky and Gothic!....image
....The 85th kind of Muslim is a cow after a diet....a MOO-SLIM....
....Then there's the giant fuzzy thing that teaches different languages, he's the 53rd kind....
....the 26th is a type of cloth....
....Okay; I'm gettin' kinda stupid, now.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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