“For the most part, I don't have any problems talking to girls.”
I do believe that what you mean here is that you’re not afraid to talk to girls.
You have the problems.
“However, I hate talking to girls.”
Like that.
“They're stupid, entitled, romantics, cocky, and boring.”
That’s incels.
Every motherfucking one of them.
“They expect you to do and buy everything for them,”
Dude, they’re the gatekeeper to the sex you desire, and this is the ritual handed down from our forbearers.
"they want you to follow their rules,”
Um, yes. And you want them to follow YOUR rules, but they dont’ want anything from you.
“and basically be their bitch just because they have a clit.”
Dude, as an incel, you define your entire existence as not having ever had access to a clit. But if it’s not worth it to you, then you’re a volcel.
"Every time a girl opens their mouth I get turned off.”
But you don’t have a problem talking to girls, huh?
Think about that for a while.
“If being gay was a choice, I'd be taking it in the ass.”
Oh.
I was 22 before I got a girlfriend.
I was in the Navy from the age of 17 to 22 without sex.
Used to play chess with a cheerleader in my high school. Sexless.
Saw sexy women all over the place, all out of reach.
And also made about six submarine patrols on all-male crews.
At no point, at any time, was my virginity so desperate that I even thought of being gay.
Never thought that gay might be a solution to any problem.
You might want to take that to a therapist and work on your issues.