At the center of every donut hole resides an archon demon who inhabits you when u eat it
Dunkin donuts...krispy creams... these names arent just coincidences folks
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You don't eat the hole, silly-nilly!
Nope, the names are not coincidences:
Did you have a point anywhere here...?
These are exactly the same demons that then come out at night, sneak into your wardrobe and covertly reverse-tailor your clothes to make them a tighter fit. I swear that's what happens.....
And when I asked my pastor to perform an exorcism on my wardrobe, he just looked at me funny.
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
I'm guessing, like almost everything you Righters try to stop your camp from eating like foods going out of style, this one will fail to. Shoulda let the healthy eating campaigns stay up but you just had to insist those were politically correct attacks on your 'values'. Thanks Sarah.
@ Hasan Prishtina, Shapeard Solus, Mister Spak
I would have expected Mack Major but he didn't say 'Buy my books'.
Has this idiot ever heard of DD's Munchkins? Or popems? And why archon demons? Do they possess special powers that somehow enhance the torment they inflict when you eat donut holes?
JFC I hope this is a poe.
At the center of every donut hole resides an archon demon who inhabits you when u eat it
I always eat the hole first. It's the best part. Then again I'm not a fat ton of lard like many regular doghnut eaters.
@SpukiKitty
Let me reinforce what you're saying with the Resistance's ace X-Wing pilot:
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...oh, and what about Polos , AC?:
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As they're mints, I guess they're completely demon-free, amirite?!
This should make his brain bleed through his eyes, then. GCHQ:
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What is the shape of the LHC...?! >:D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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