The problem is that you have not taken that very important first step in faith. Once you start on a journey in faith, and come to know God, you will see things from a different perspective and realise the failings of short sighted logic. And come to realise that God is ultimately responsible for whatever logic we perceive.
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Ooh, now I understand! I see the light! If I have faith, then I'll have FAITH!
If I have cookies, I'll have cookies! <**goes in search of a cookie**>
So, in other words, I'd believe in God, if only I'd take that first step and believe in God.
For his next trick, Alan will show us how to eat our cake and have it too.
Put on a blindfold & headphones with noise cancelling. Then walk across a busy highway.
Let's see your 'Faith' do better than the logic of using a road bridge or underpass, Al.
A rainbow doesn't physically exist:
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Rain, then sun. 'Faith' not required.
When a logical explanation beats the FAIL... er, I mean 'Faith' in the so-called 'Supernatural', you know your entire way of thinking is the problem: certainly in convincing we who live on Planet Reality .
Once you start on a journey in faith, and come to know God, you will see things from a different perspective...
Hopefully from a restraint jacket in a rubber room.
“The problem is that you have not taken that very important first step in faith. Once you start on a journey in faith, and come to know God, you will see things from a different perspective”
“and realise the failings of short sighted logic.”
Fuck that.
“And come to realise that God is ultimately responsible for whatever logic we perceive.”
I do not believe you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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