With the new Phoenix Wright: Fundie Edition, you CAN do that! Defend that guy who burned down the abortion clinic with the 1st Amendment, make abortion illegal, and contradict yourself all the time - but since you're quoting from the Bible, who cares? Coming soon!
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Lol. Not gonna lie, that actually sounds like it could be fun.
Judge: "We have fingerprints, a video tape, and even a signed confession. I'm ready to render my verdict."
Phoenix: "HOLD IT!"
Phoenix: "Your honor, the prosecution may have evidence but I'm speaking with Jesus right now and he says my client is innocent. Furthermore, I have evidence that the prosecutor is an atheist and that automatically makes everything he says a lie."
Prosecutor: "Please present evidence that me being an atheist is relevant to this case."
Phoenix: "Oh I have something even better than evidence, I have the Bible! *speed lines* And it clearly says that non-believers are fools. Also, it says that Satan is the master of lies and we all know that atheists secretly worship Satan! That's my proof that you are lying and therefore my client is innocent, prosecutor, or shall I call you persecutor?"
*courtroom goes into an uproar*
Judge: "Order! Order in the court! Well, it seems that with these new facts coming to light that we were wrong. I find Mr. Wright's client to be NOT GUILTY. And as for you, persecutor, you are to be taken out back and stoned for trying to pin this crime on an obviously innocent Christian."