Like the Aztecs, [pro-choice people] need to keep the killings up to appease their master, Satan.
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Now you're just pulling stuff out of your ass.
Anyway, how's that pro-war attitude going for ya? What's that? A much higher death toll for unarmed civilians, especially women and children?
I've heard lots of reasons for abortions. The most common are after being raped and to save the woman's life (i.e. ectopic pregnancies). More rarely it's used if the family cannot afford a child (thus it's life would be terrible if it developed) and still more rarely because other methods of birth control failed. There are even some that do it because they changed their mind about wanting a pregnancy (though this is VERY rare). Out of all of the possible reasons I have yet to come across a single person who did it to appease Satan and actually most of the people getting abortions are Christians (obviously because most of the population is Christian). Now, either we have a gigantic population of secret Satan worshipers who are pretending to be Christian for whatever reason (even though I can't fathom why a majority would hide from a minority) or you're full of shit. And I think the latter is far more likely.
That analogy fails utterly. This person clearly has no knowledge of Aztec culture, or they'd realize that in said culture being sacrificed to the gods was considered an honour. They also seem to have failed to notice that in the Old Testament their own "God" literally demands animal sacrifices for his appeasement. Conversely, there is no scriptural evidence to suggest that Satan demands any such thing. Indeed, they can't seem to talk about Jesus without emphasising his use as a sacrifice to "God". So who is the one who really wants the appeasement killings?
1. If you think most people getting abortions are non-theists, you are dead wrong (as Christians, unfortunately, are a majority in this country).
2. As others have pointed out, God killed tons more people than Satan, which means you fail.
Ok, explain to me,then, how was ABORTION penalised in their code. And also, following your stupid logic, why it doesn't apply execution or war(the two activities which aztecs did indeed).
Hey, aren't you guys hardcore libertarians?
Shouldn't you recognize a woman's right to not have big government ramming its nose into her business and telling her she can't have abortions?
> Like the Aztecs, [pro-choice people] need to keep the killings up to appease their master, Satan.
Oh, *that's* why you're against abortions? Well, I can assure you that this has nothing to do with Satan (which also probably doesn't exist).
So, can we abort now?
You're right. Just think about how often Satan commanded genocide, as recorded in the Bible. Oh, wait; that wasn't Satan, was it?
@GodotIsWaiting4U
Hey, aren't you guys hardcore libertarians?
Freepers tend to be hardcore conservatives and thus libertarian only when it suits them.
Wait, did I miss the memo that stated to be pro-choice you have to be pro-death and worship the devil? I thought it was about giving women the free choice with what to do with their own bodies, not about wanting to rip every fetus out of every pregnant woman's uterus.
"Like the Aztecs, [pro-choice people] need to keep the killings up to appease their master, Satan."
Like the Crusaders, Spanish Inquisition, Conquistadores, KKK, Timothy McVeigh, Scott Roeder etc, fundie Christians need to keep the killings up to appease their master, Khorne the Blood God, a.k.a. Jehovah, Yahweh, YHWH.
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The Aztecs were pro-choice? They had never even *heard* of Satan before Hernando Cortez and his lackeys marched into Tenochtitlan, you twit. They were a polytheistic people and their sacrifices were for *their* gods, not yours.
And like others have said before, since when has Satan demanded sacrifices of anybody? No, those old Hollywood horror movies about Satanists don't count. Where in the Bible does it make any mention of Satan demanding human sacrifice? Whereas God demands Abraham to sacrifice his son, drowns nearly the entire human population in a flood, commands Hebrew soldiers to exterminate entire tribes and murder pregnant women, and sets up his son to sacrifice himself for the good of mankind. And yet we're supposed to view Satan as the bad guy.
"Once again, Freepers prove they're among the one-celled organisms on this planet."
And that cell isn't a neuron.
Yup, I'm one of those pro-death Satanists. At seven I wake up, at seven thirty I grab pregnant women off the street and eat their fetuses. Then at eight I perform a blood ritual for my lord, Satan. Then I vote for Obama while having gay buttsecks and defiling Jesus.
@ #1136757
Hell, we morons think they're imbeciles !
According to the Bible, a baby isn't a real person until 40 days after the birth. No abortions are performed that late. Ergo, no killing occurs.
I guess the soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan just stares sternly at the Iraqi and Afghani soldiers... And the NRA only plays with water pistols.
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