[A post about gay marriage and raising children]
Now, the Christ said that if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. If your hand causes you to sin cut it off. I say that if your, you know what [penis], offends you, cutting it off may be an option.
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OUCH! Terrible suggestion, as it's a physically mental thing. Gay men have been shown to respond to male pheromones and not to those from females. Further, the hypothalamus in gay men has a different size and structure from that of straight men; again, it is more like that of women.
So it's the brain that would need to be cut out.
Though I guess that's why most of these fundies would see it as a good thing. "One of us. One of us. One of us ..."
I rather like my penis, so I will, literally and figeratively, hang onto it for a while. But if I apply this same rule to fundamentalists, as they make me want to commit the sin of murder, I couldn't agree more with the removal of source of the sin! Have a nice day, Imagican.
"Now, the Christ said that if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. If your hand causes you to sin cut it off. I say that if your, you know what [penis], offends you, cutting it off may be an option."
You first mate! I'm not quite ready to part with my manhood at the moment...
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I rather like my penis, so I will, literally and figuratively, hang onto it for a while. But if I apply this same rule to fundamentalists, as they make me want to commit the sin of murder, I couldn't agree more with the removal of that group! Have a nice day, Imagican.
Well, that verse is followed by the if you look at a woman with lust, you have sinned. I wonder if that was followed by the cut it off thing, but it got deleted when too many eunuchs were made.
Sin is a highly subjective thing. What is sin to some is not to others. I mean how many fundamentalist Christians wear clothing of mixed fabrics (Leviticus 19:19) and eat shellfish (Deutoronomy 14:10), both of which are prohibited by scriptures?
Besides, according to scripture, you can't go to church if your testicles are damaged or your penis is cut off (Deutoronomy 23:1).
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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