“Hey, evolutionists?”
Yes?
“You can't find 2,000,000 Jews in the desert, given their itenary.”
Yes, there’s no evidence for the Moses story. in fact, it looks like Egypt never kept slaves.
“So don't harp on a handful of missing kangroo bones and expect me to stay up at night wondering about it.”
Yes, there’s no evidence for your OTHER impossible bible story. But you want our failure to support YOUR first story to support the lack of…? Did you forget to take your drugs today?
“And for the record, I don't believe the kangaroo trekked to and from the Ark in the first place.”
Okay.
“I believe they were teleported.”
Another miracle necessary for the story that isn’t mentioned in the Bible, isn’t supported by any evidence, and is added to the narrative despite numerous strictures against that.
“But if you want to believe they trekked to and from the Ark, that's fine.”
I’d rather note that there’s absolutely no evidence for the Flood in the first place.
“Just don't expect me to scratch my head over why you guys can find a few that died along the way.”
Can’t.
Dude, it’s your myth, you could either support it or just pretend it’s our fault that you cannot.
“I know why you can't find them -- you don't.”
The whole book is full of myths. Matches ALL the evidence we’ve seen. Done.
