Hey, evolutionists?
You can't find 2,000,000 Jews in the desert, given their itenary.
So don't harp on a handful of missing kangroo bones and expect me to stay up at night wondering about it.
And for the record, I don't believe the kangaroo trekked to and from the Ark in the first place.
I believe they were teleported.
But if you want to believe they trekked to and from the Ark, that's fine.
Just don't expect me to scratch my head over why you guys can find a few that died along the way.
I know why you can't find them -- you don't.
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Ah, creationists, more made-up shit...
Evidence of this "teleportation" is where, exactly? I mean besides "goddidit"?
Why didn't YHVH just make the Ark Himself while he was at it? Or 'port Noah and the animals into a demiplane, or something along those lines?
I mean, teleporting animals is a blatant miracle to begin with. Why limit it to that?
Honestly, it's not like there's reason to believe that YHVH ever teleported anyone, anyway, even if you accept the Bible as truth. It's just grade-A making stuff up as you go.
...maybe AV1611VET is secretly a Star Trek fan?
So the ark was the Enterprise and Noah was really Capt Kirk? Makes sense, after all Kirk did transport two whales in a Klingon ship during one really bad movie.
Hey, AV1611VET, Star Trek is just as much fiction as your bible is.
Why did the Big Bang bang, you ask?
It was magic, you stupid Christians! Can't you understand that? Is that not satisfactory?
You can't find 2,000,000 Jews in the desert, given their itenary.
Wait, nobody can prove Exodus really happened, and this is a problem for evolutionists?
I believe they were teleported.
If you weren't AV1611VET, I'd say that you're a massive poe/troll.
Oh, it's AV1611VET again! I missed those days where I could point and laugh at your sheer stupidity!
Tell me now, are you really the true identity of Supersport?
"You can't find 2,000,000 Jews in the desert, given their itenary."
That's not evidence for kangaroos. That's evidence against your just so stories.
@Knock-A-Dish:
Why even bother with the flood? Couldn't he have wiped out everyone he didn't like and leave Noah and all the animals alone?
... and I believe that Elvis is a zombie, and I offer your lack of brains as proof that Elvis is out there eating brains.
Truth is finite, bullshit is infinite.
"harp" "teleported"
Although Tara Strong and Lauren Faust (Ponies and Blessings Upon Her) are Jewish , I seriously doubt Lyra Heartstrings & Twilight Sparkle were involved in the 'Exodus'.
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...but Lauren (Fausticorn) is the 'Mother' of Princess Celestia, and therefore the Creator of God, so...! [/John Joseco] X3
Kangaroos dont trek, they bound, gracefully. The true problem is the echidna and platypus which are small. Perhaps the kangaroo gave them a lift ?
Dont forget this was when the earth was one continent, the break up occured after the flood.
"You can't find 2,000,000 Jews in the desert, given their itenary."
I assume you mean the Exodus? In which case, yeah you WOULD find evidence that 2,000,000 Jews crossed from Egypt to the Land of Caanan. Artifacts they dropped, fossilized turds from where they shat, remains of fires, footprints. But remarkably we found nothing, and the Exodus probably didn't happen.
Nobody's ever found Santa Claus, either, dipshit.
Oh, wait--do you believe in Santa, too? Ordinarily, I wouldn't ask, but you say you believe in teleporting kangaroos, so...
You can't find 2,000,000 Jews in the desert, given their itenary.
Given that part of that itinerary (note the spelling laddie) was that funny bit with Pharaoh chasing them with his hundreds of chariots... long before the Egyptians HAD THE FUCKING WHEEL... I'd be inclined to file that itinerary under "shit that was made up".
We can't find 2000 000 Jews in the desert because there never were any.
We can't find kangaroos trekking from Middle East to Australia because there were any.
Somehow this proves teleporting kangaroos.
Somehow teleporting kangaroos disprove evolution.
What.
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Oh, the old, "I can't explain this, so obviously GOD did some magical crazy shit to make it happen because GOD!!" song and dance. And they have the nerve to say that people who actually live in reality are buying into fantasy and lies. No, the truth is teleporting marsupials! If you can't buy that then obviously you have your head in the sand far away from Jesus's crazy bullshit love.
Mental institutions are actually right wing think tanks. Straitjackets are actually hyper meditation devices. Antipsychotic drugs are actually manna from heaven. Claims and opinions are actually a higher form of faith caused by alien lobotomists. Bible God is actually an invisible alien shape shifter. Psychiatrists are actually satanophiles that try to shrink your brain, but, heh, they'll never find it. There is no reality.
Dr. Doom isn't staying up all night wondering about "kangroo" bones?
SHIT!
After all our hard work. Now I'll be up all night wondering what the fuck is a kangroo.
Dr. Doom 1, Philbert 0
If teleporting is ever invented these guys will say, "SEE! The science was in the bible all along".
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>> I know why you can't find them -- you don't. <<
Hee hee hee. I know -- but I won't tell you.
the kangaroo ... I believe they were teleported.
Ok folks, sorry about this, but it's just too obvious:
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I re-read the construction instructions for the arc, but I couldn't find any mention of a transporter room.
You can't find 2,000,000 Jews in the desert, given their itenary.
We can't find Hogwarts, either, and for the same reason.
I thought they were making a reasonable point about not taking the bible literally and how not everything in it checks out, but they still maintain faith.
Turns out they believe god teleported them all to Australia.
@jephkay: The eye-lasers guy is a fellow who calls himself "Cassiterides ," but it's quite understandable and easy to see how you confused him with AV1611VET . They share a certain obtuseness and disingenuity, making 'em uncannily similar. (AV1611VET has been around quite a bit longer than Cassiterides, though, and he seems to be a bit more talkative. Consequently, he actually manages to outdo Cassiterides in terms of the sheer volume of willful stupidity and ignorance with his name shamelessly attached to it.)
"I believe they were teleported."
As much as I hate to do this, the only suitable response I can think of is...LOL!!!!!
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