the first thing to ask is...are you guys turning your heads away from half naked girls? is your mind constantly thinking about God and about this dying world and about the ways in which you can seek the lost? I thought that was supposed to be the mentality of every reborn Christian? another thing that could be fueling your urge to masturbate is demons. spirit of lust and spirit of adultery...it could very likely be that you need deliverance from these oppressions.
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"another thing that could be fueling your urge to masturbate is demons"
Oh for heaven's sake!
Masturbation is a natural, HEALTHY thing to do. Look, it even improves the health of your prostate! It has benefits! And if you believe God created everything, then He created masturbation and sex to be healthy!
Furthermore... demons? Seriously?
When it doubt... blame it on demons, Satan, homosexuals, or Democrats.
Sigh.
I need deliverance... from idiots like this!
And while we're on the subject of delivery, I'd like a pizza. Hawaiian with extra cheese, please.
@Felis >:3
"I'm turning my head fucking TOWARDS half-naked girls!"
Amen to that. None more so than the late great Goddess of Glamour, Bettie Page:
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'Being in the nude isn`t a disgrace unless you`re being promiscuous about it. After all, when God created Adam and Eve, they were stark naked. And in the Garden of Eden, God was probably naked as a jaybird too!'
-Bettie Page
PROTIP: ^ She was a Christian, YourChild. Yet she had no problem whatsoever with posing naked, nay, even in BDSM tableaux.
Enjoy your eternal blue balls, YC. Meanwhile, I'll continue to crack one off to pics of Bettie, Marilyn Monroe, et al. Reducing my chances of contracting prostate cancer by 80%.
Thanks, YC, for reminding me to renew my subscription to Bigguns .
@ Anon-e-moose
I'm a woman, and even I don't turn my head away from half-naked girls. Sure, if it's in the changing-room at the gym I turn my head away from them.
Constantly thinking about God? Seems a bit boring to me.
God made us to "be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth". In order to fill the Earth you do need a bit of lust and perhaps some adultery too. Monks and nuns don't fill the Earth.
Answers in a row:
No, not turning heads away from half naked GUYS (since i'm gay),
My mind is not constantly thinking about god, since i believe there's none of that sort. However, i often think about this fucked up world, and try to do my little bit that i can to make it better.
Nope, can't hang me as a reborn christian either. Never.
My urge to masturbate is simply the fact, that getting an orgasm feels absolutely fucking mindblowingly awesome and is good for my physical and mental health. No demons needed.
The thing i need, is to get nutties like you off my back.
Thank you, have a nice day.
are you guys turning your heads away from half naked girls?
Not me!
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