As soon as you turn 18, Gillette sends you a complimentary Mach razor blade. It has a nice metal handle that can replace the blades on the head. You always keep the handle.
Well I already knew that Gillette puts RFID's in the packaging of their razors..
Now, This could have already been too far out for some people.. but lets take it further.
Either I could be on to something... or they are simply tracking the inventory of razors at stores and I'm just paranoid. ha. (most likely the latter of the 2)
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OR 18 is when they can legally start directly enticing you rather than through your parents. Since they make most of the money through the blade replacements might as well get you to enjoy the shave with one free trial so you become a regular user.
So, no you are not onto something and yes you are just paranoid.
Razorblades are one of the most frequently shoplifted articles. It's so bad that in some shops they are kept behind the counter with the cigarettes where they can't be nicked.
So clearly the RFID chips are to identify the people who don't shoplift, so they can later be kidnapped by MI5/6/7/8/9 who are masquerading as aliens, who then surgically remove their common sense gland (which is just below the hypothalamus ;-)). They will then not notice the mind control techniques used by the evil illuminati/masons/religious authorities/royal family/nu labour/climate change scientists which anyone with an intact common sense gland sees so clearly. It's obvious when you think of it.
Strange, I never got my Gillette razor when I was 18. Maybe it was because I had already signed up to join the military when I turned 18.
And by the way, there is no draft any more. That ended in the 1970's.
Where I buy razors they lock them up since Gillette uses (and started) the tactic of give the handle at a loss, charge up the ass for the blades model.
Maybe that is why they have RFIDs in the packaging, so they don't get stolen as easily?
Gillette never gave me a free razor when I turned eighteen. If they gave me one, I'd laugh and throw it away anyway. I shave with an old-fashioned safety razor and double-edged Feather blades. I do it for the super-close shave with no bumps, though, not because I'm a tinfoil hatter who thinks they put tracking devices in your cheap plastic shaving sticks and their inferior, ridiculously overpriced replacement blades.
Yeah because everyone knows Gillette is in cahoots with the NWO. LOL
Oh Above Top Secret, what depths of parinoia will venture into next?
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
REPELLIANS ARE NOT EFFECTED BECAUSE LIZARDS DON'T SHAVE!
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
REPELLIANS ARE NOT EFFECTED BECAUSE LIZARDS DON'T SHAVE!
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
REPELLIANS ARE NOT EFFECTED BECAUSE LIZARDS DON'T SHAVE!
Either I could be on to something... or they are simply tracking the inventory of razors at stores and I'm just paranoid. ha. (most likely the latter of the 2)
The drafting age is around the 18 years of age area, the same time you get your free RFID.. *erm* Razor in the mail.
You're required to register for Selective Service at 18. And since they must know you're 18 to send you a razor, why don't they just send you a Selective Service notice? What would they gain by sending you and RFID device with a range of maybe ten feet?
Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't use logic with anything said on ATS.
Nooooooooooooo, you? A pillaring tower of intelligence: paranoid? NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Also: I never got a free fucking razor. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FREEBIE?!
Lulz fail for not knowing how the draft actually works.
They put RFID chips in more things at the store than you'd think. Here's a test you can try yourself, to make sure you don't buy anything chipped: take the item in question past the checkout and through the door. If an alarm goes off, you just found an RFID chip! Congratulations, you just outsmarted the illuminati! Now start running before that security guard catches you.
Why tag the razor? My razor handle hasn’t left the sink in ten years. They already know where my bathroom is. In two months, they might track it to the downstairs bathroom where it will live during teh remodel.
Confused?
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