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Globe Earth Believer’s Ten Commandments

1) Thou shalt not worship any other God than NASA
2) Thou shalt not question the theory of gravity
3) Make it your soul mission to Troll flat earth channels
4) Honor the word of “curvature”
5) Thou shalt not dabble in flat earth research
6) Remember the Moon missions and keep them holy
7) Thou shalt not make any idol other than the ISS
8) Thou shalt not deny that we are spinning around the Sun
9) Remember that water bends and curves
10) Always refer to flat earther’s as “Flattards”

© Cheyenne

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