(In the fantastic world of Believe It!, by definition, homosexuals are liberals)

Republicans seem to be facing an epidemic of closet perverts coming out and showing their true colors at the party's expense. Craig, who was caught trying to solicit gay sex then tried to get out of it by making up bogus excuses that no one would believe. Worst part of it is, he's married. Such a thing as this is the ultimate betrayal, not only to his country, his state, his people, but to his family and his wife. He is a sneaking tail dragging cur, and we should do with him what we do with all RINO of this party.

Now, you're innocent until proven guilty, but I really think he is guilty. I hope he isn't, but then again I hoped he wouldn't have been a few other things. He's a liberal in a republican's suit. So if he is guilty then I say...

CRUCIFY HIM!!!