The devil can use people who are not God's people to do work for Him too. You see God let the devil to do things, but He does have authority over the devil of course. Things like making documentaries against a government or flooding the Internet with porn etc...
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Well then. The next time I encounter futanari scat porn, I'll know who to blame: God!
Devil: "Honestly man, this stuff is sick. I don't understand what you're trying to--"
God: "You'll do as I say! If the internet isn't FLOODED with this stuff by 5:00 Tuesday, I'll see to it you don't get that raise you were looking for!"
Documentaries against a Government.
Like on Watergate perhaps.
Or the Holocaust.
Or the genocide in Darfur.
Or the dioxin poisoning of Viktor Yushchenko in the Ukraine.
Or Mugabe's ruination of Zimbabwe and a significant portion of Africa's food supply.
Or an anti-apartheid documentaries on South Africa 15 years ago.
Oh you mean the ones pointing out to the world that Bush is amoral, corrupt, childish and incompetent. HARDLY! They're in the same category as above!
This is hilariously pathetic. Let's see if I can set this as a syllogism:
1. Satan inflicts Internet porn and antigovernment documentaries on humanity.
2. God still exercises authority over Satan.
3. ERGO, Internet porn and antigovernment documentaries are God's will.
Of course, Internet porn and antigovernment documentaries seems like a strange set of activities for Satan; but come to think of it, they seem a pretty strange concept of divine activity, too -- and he's the one who calls the shots, right? Right.
~David D.G.
I dunno, I think "God's people" do plenty of work for Satan (if he exists) - probably at least as much as the rest of us. I mean, the preachers who camp out by one of the busier sections of campus are probably the most effective evangelists *against* Christianity I've ever seen, to the point where even other Christians (including a few fundies) effectively disown them.
"Things like making documentaries against a government or flooding the Internet with porn etc..."
So if one makes a documentary against *a* government, *any* government that's a bad thing?
There are some very disturbing images on the internet, but much of what is deemed "porn" is just pictures of naked people. Big whup. Are Xians that ashamed of God's creation?
And why are you explaining this? Because it's a fairy tale, and someone has to tell it. All of you fundies are the same, you make shit up, because you have no basis for your claims.
But it's your mythology, so you just keep on livin it.
"Things like making documentaries against a government..."
So... dissent is the devil's handiwork? I suppose the government can do no wrong, then.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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