Sometimes I wonder if God helps us in small ways. Say I drop something to the floor, like happened to me the other day. When I bend over to pick it up, it stretches my back after sitting all day. It resulted in unexpected relief to my aching spine. Did God "help" me to drop that item, knowing it would result in relief to my aching back? Does He care about the small things? Absolutely. Does he do the same thing for the Atheist? There's no doubt in my mind. It is my feeling that Christ sets their beliefs aside and does what He can to accomodate them. While I was typing this in, I got an update notice from Firefox browser, that the jsLib Lite extension had a new release, and was ready to self-install on my command. One could look at that and say, "Hmm, js=jesus? The Prince of Light/Lite?". Did Jesus inspire me to write that first paragraph? It's entirely possible. He can, afterall, stop my hard drive on a dime or send anything through my computer at whatever time he wants. It's all under his command. Yes, even my computer.
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"js" stands for Javascript, dumbass. It's a Microsoft rip-off because they were denied the use of the original Sun Java. Firefox is programmed to auto-update. It does not require jesus to do that. The stupid is strong in you, isn't it?
I am atheist who has back aches from time to time, but has the ability to pick things up with my feet so I rarely ever have to bend down. That must be a sign that you're right that a god exists, but wrong in the idea that he helps us atheists...Moron. Btw, if he wants to help your back, let him wave his pointy wand and make it go away instantly instead of creating us so poorly that we have such problems to begin with despite the "fact" that he always helps us.
Wow, more post hoc/cum hoc ergo propter hoc than you can shake a learning stick at!
Holy fucking world of delusion batman.
So that's the extent of JC's power? People starve to death daily, they go without vital medical care, their cities are bombed, their children are sold into prostitution; I could go on for months about how awful this world is for so many of its inhabitants.
One could look at that and say, "Hmm, js=jesus?
Yes, Riddick, just keep on wondering and posing asinine suppositions because your little muscle knot is vastly more pressing on gods time, mind and compassion than say, that little girl being sexually abused by her grandfather. Oh yes, you will fall back onto the standard line that you can't know god's mind or what his plans are. Because we all know, with your god, of the absolute good that comes from the suffering of people, especially children.
Ha, Noid ! It also locks your caps key, so watch out for that.
Riddick51PB wrote:
Point of contention; the cock has to be in the ass for a proper donkey punch.
Also, EWWWWWW! You sick little monkey!
I can tell Riddickulous is a petty little man because he worships a petty little god who concentrates on backache and software updates rather than on disease, warfare, or environmental destruction. I mean, do fundies have massively swollen egos or what?
Ah, yes. God works in small, insignificant, vague, and utterly unverifiable ways.
While I was typing this in, I got an update notice from Firefox browser, that the jsLib Lite extension had a new release, and was ready to self-install on my command. One could look at that and say, "Hmm, js=jesus?
No, stupid, js=javascript.
Did Jesus inspire me to write that first paragraph? It's entirely possible.
Possible? Yes. Probable? No. Remotely plausible? No.
He can, afterall, stop my hard drive on a dime or send anything through my computer at whatever time he wants.
Yikes! I recommend Norton AntiVirus, but you might need to get a new computer.
Don't feel too bad. Something like 25% of all computers are part of a botnet. Not many people are so badly infected that a third party can get remote access and stop their machine from functioning any time they want, but it's not that rare.
It's all under his command. Yes, even my computer.
Ummm... That's a pretty nasty malware infection. You really ought to do something about it. By the way, it's not something to be proud of. Maybe you shouldn't open any more javascript files that Jesus sends you.
Mark the first rune on the engine casing with your #3 wrench.
Mark the second rune beside it in with mineral oil.
Depress the panel marked "ON."
If all is done correctly, the vehicle should activate.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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