Anonymous #fundie

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Question: What experience have you had that made you think there is a God? And what experience have you had that made you think there is no God?

Answer: Experience? EXPERIENCES! Far, far too many to even begin to list.

And I have never, never even experienced anything that would have me think or believe there is no God! It's inconceivable to me.

And I am not a "thumper", by any stretch.

[With a powerful testimony like that...I'm convinced!]

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old comment by Mad as a Hatter

Well, personnaly, I have one experience I'd like to share that seriously puts God's existence in doubt.

My parents-in-law retired after many years of hard and honest work. And on their first retirement trip, my mother-in-law started slurring her words. Many tests later she was diagnosed with Lou Gherig's disease. She took 5 years before she finally passed away. In the mean time, the toll on her family and especially her husband pushed him to suicide.

These people had faith. And contrary to you, they were decent human beings who accepted and helped everyone, regardless of their religious, sexual or any other background.

There is no God.

So, that is one experience of many that makes me sure that big daddy in the sky does not exists... Do the same will you?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Question: What experience have you had that made you think there is a God?" And what experience have you had that made you think there is no God?

I read the Bible. Both Old & New Testaments. And I came to the conclusion that there isn't a 'God'. After all...:

'Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever conceived.'

-Isaac Asimov

Next question.

"Answer: Experience? EXPERIENCES! Far, far too many to even begin to list."

Oh, far be it from me to stop you actually listing such. [/sarcasm]

Curious that you couldn't so much as mention a few examples of these so-called 'experiences', hmmmmmm?!

"And I have never, never even experienced anything that would have me think or believe there is no God! It's inconceivable to me."

And I have never, never even experienced anything that would have me think or accept there is a 'God'. It's inconceivable to me. Your point?

"And I am not a "thumper", by any stretch."

But you're a Bible humper though.

"[With a powerful testimony like that...I'm convinced!]"

PROTIP: The word 'Testimony' originates from the ancient Roman practice of - in court - a man holding his testicles whilst swearing an oath that what he said was the truth. The word is descended from the Latin Testis.

Therefore you fundies are convinced by any load of superstitious bollocks!

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