“I make life HELL for my normie roommate”
Bragging about being an intolerable pain… That’ll get you laid.
“Dude think he can just have bitches stay here when he's out, I get straight up and tell that bitch to leave, you can't be here unattended you don't live here ho bye bye.”
And does she go? Did you say any of it out loud?
The nice guy said she could be there until he got back, how many times can you actually kick her out before he tells her to kick you in the balls next time?
“Then I make sure I NEVER go out when they are in so they get no alone time, I sometimes go out for 4 minutes just to trick them ahahaahaha,”
So… You NEVER go out except for when you go out.
Your fanfic needs better editing.
“you'll never get any peace here normscum the ree is too strong in me.”
Of course, if you do this twice, he’ll never expect to get much time with her, will he? And yet he keeps inviting women over… Maybe they’re really studying?
"I also report them illegal tenants to the dorm building when over too much”
Yeah, I imagin that conversation is a heinous one. “Norman, is your girlfriend sleeping in your room?”
“No, my roommate just hates women.”
“That’s what i thought. Okay, cool.”
"so they'll get evicted if they get another strike, aw poor normies.”
I would think you’d write this AFTER you got him successfully evicted. Not in impotent anticipation of that happy event.
