The producers of HEE HAW are in trouble with the Lord, for making a mockery of decency and promoting evil heathens such as Hugh Hefner. I wonder how many little girls have been molested because of Hugh Hefner's filthy Playboy magazines? And to think, HEE HAW promoted such a detestable pervert. I wonder how many men cheated on their wives because of HEE HAW's filth and lasciviousness? I'm sure the numbers are shocking.
Only God knows the number of victims, and God DOES know! Do you know what "lasciviousness" is? It is unhealthy sexual desire that causes people to commit sexual sins. Shows like HEE HAW lead men into adultery, fornication, and every other sexual sin imaginable. It is an abomination unto God Almighty!
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Wow, Davey is in more need of getting laid than any man in human history.
Of course, no woman would actually sleep with this creep which is why he had to pursue young girls.
(Reynardine)
I do, but only barely. I watched it occasionally when I was young, but that was in the 1970s.
People aren't kidding about Davey being behind the times, are they?
I don't remember any "little girls" on Hee Haw.
However I can tell you, with the wealth of archived tv on you tube, revealing tight outfits cut up to the hip and down to the navel were dead common on tv variety shows of the fifties and sixties.
Okay, now he's just doing it on purpose.
"I wonder how many little girls have been molested because of Hugh Hefner's filthy Playboy magazines?"
That has two interesting implications. Either you are a hypocrite who reads playboy himself, or you're a liar since not reading it caused you to do it nontheless. Either way, you fail, dumbass.
Oh, and now I really, really want to introduce his sickening face to my fist.
And how, pray tell, does ADULT pornography translate to child molestation? Also, according to my mum, Playboy has witty and informative articles contained within it’s pages, it’s not all porn.
Is Dave in actual prison? Because the fact that he keeps on pulling out old-as-shit stuff might be explained by how he doesn't have access to public TV but only to TV shows and movies pre-approved by prison magamenet which just happens to, for some reason, approve only old stuff.
I know Davey is way behind the times, but fucking Hee Haw? That show went off the air 30 years ago. Even God's forgotten about Hee Haw by now. And it was all about country music and had a hokey, podunk feel, I doubt they ever had Hugh Hefner on as a guest.
I really think that David J. Stewart classifies as totally insane now.
Hee Haw ran for three years, 1969-71, before going into syndication.
Yeah, Davie has run out of things to rant about.
++" I wonder how many little girls have been molested because of Hugh Hefner's filthy Playboy magazines?"
Bullshit. You don't "wonder" at all. You know. Because you were the one doing it.
Not sure how magazines full of buxom women would instill a lust for little girls anyway. That's like saying that eating candy will cause you to want vegetables. Ask any child about that one. Be sure to come back and tell me what it feels like to have a four-year-old look at you like you were a severely mentally impaired dog.
This isn't even the pot calling the kettle black, this is the pot calling the glass salad bowl black.
Hee Haw? Fucking Hee Haw? You were doing so well with getting back to the present day, but it seems you've regressed back to the 70's. Just so you know, the Tet Offensive causes a massive drop in public support of the War in Vietnam. This leads to a withdrawal of American troops from Vietnam and South Vietnam quickly falls to the Soviet backed North. Everyone later regrets the decision to get involved in the first place.
...he's ranting about a C-list TV show that quit production before i was even born?! that does it, i'm done reading DJS quotes, wake me when he gets up into the 1980's and starts babbling about knight rider.
It must be nice to live in exile in places with only the oldest of the old shows on TV. Go back out to the beach and lie under a palm tree and dream of young girls some more, then come inside and write screeds damning others for the same sin. Aaahhh, that's the life!
Millions of children go to bed hungry every night. Organizations such as Boku haram are using chidl abduction and rape as instruments of policy change. Human chattel slavery is still going on today in places like Sudan, basic human rights to freedom of rexpression are ignored by governments in the Middle East and Asia, etc., and god does nothing.
But Hee Haw's got his knickers in a twist? Dude has got to work on his priorities...
" I wonder how many little girls have been molested because of Hugh Hefner's filthy Playboy magazines?"
I dunno, Mister "Every Atrocity I Have Ever Committed Is God's Plan And/Or The Fault Of Everyone Except Me". You tell us.
HEE HAW
Ah yes, HEE HAW, the Southern hick version of "Laugh In", not to mention other modern TV shows like "Man from UNCLE" and "My Favorite Martian".
It would seem that God still watches B&W.
...and the mascot for Hee Haw was a jackass.
A creature you'd most certainly be able to relate to, if it didn't possess intelligence superior to yours.
HEE HAW?! A 70's TV Show?!!! Next, D.J. will complain about David Cassady or Disco or something.
"....Argh! That Leif Garrett, causing girls to SIIINNNNNNNNNN!...."
"....OOOOOHHH That HARLOT, Farrah Fawcett!"
Then, he'll move on to earlier decades....Elvis' hips....Pole-sitting....Ragtime music.....
This guy HAS to be a Poe!!!
Playboy is a Disney cartoon!
I wonder how many little girls have been molested because of Hugh Hefner's filthy Playboy magazines?
We already know that DJS listens to some of the same bands he calls Satanic and evil on his website, so it's a safe bet he probably reads Playboy and has a subscription.
Do you know what "lasciviousness" is?
A word which some crazy nutjob from Guam overuses?
@anothga
Nope, he's not in prison, and he isn't even on the sex offenders registry for Guam. I'd assume that's because he only had to register for a certain amount of time, or the online database for the Guam sex offender registry isn't all the sex offenders in Guam.
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