Every time I drive by a construction site, I always see a woman waving the traffic flag. She ought to be at home baking bread, not waving trucks and automobiles past a construction zone. What is wrong with America? We've lost our minds as a nation. Many people see no harm in women pursuing professional careers, but when it comes down to reality, those type of women act and think like men. They are decisive, strong-willed, tough, loud-mouthed, rugged and lack the Biblical character traits that God desires in a Christian woman. The Amish people have a beautiful culture. Their kids aren't programmed to work in factories the rest of their lives. Their daughters are taught to cook, sew and be mothers. Their boys are taught to make furniture, grow crops and be fathers. The rest of America's kids know how to play Super Mario, curse in Spanish and do the moonwalk.
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Or, women could have decent jobs so they can go out and buy a loaf of bread instead of baking it, and then they don't have to take any shit from pathetic chauvanists like you, who need to control women in order to make themselves feel like men.
If life in the Amish is so great, why do they have to limit their kids' education and threaten them with the loss of their entire families to trap them into staying?
Here is what I've learned today:
David thinks women should be confined to the house unless escorted by a male relative;
David has never met an Amish person in real life, or he'd know that they only look cute on television. The real deal will swear up a storm at you in German or Dutch if you cross them, and it's really easy to cross them.
And 1986 has finally arrived in Guam! Hurrah! Acid-washed jeans and VHS tapes of Captain N for everybody!
Curse in Spanish? I think plenty of kids curse in English already. In fact, it might be rather cool to see bilingual cursing.
Also, it isn't the 80s and grocery stores exist. Even if women took your advice, they would be BUYING the bread, not making it. They would be buying groceries to cook, buying cleaning supplies, buying the clothes, etc. This is the Modern Era, you know. Folks have been buying a lot of that stuff for over a century.
That's not to say that baking bread isn't a nice hobby. Fresh-baked breads & rolls are awesome....but I digress....
Now, while there are some nice things about the Amish, there's also some awful things. Of course, you'd embrace the awful along with the nice. Also, like Daspletosaurus is saying, I thought you hated the Amish.
Go soak your head, Stu.
SpukiKitty
We have a bread maker at home and let me tell you it is much better then the stuff you buy at the store. We don't use it all the time though. Also it's not something my mom has to constantly watch as the maker does all the work after she puts the ingredients in.
Speaking of bread she's also the bread winner in my house working twelve hour days while my step father sits on his ass all day.
"What is wrong with America? We've lost our minds as a nation. "
Yes, we have. See how many mindless religious fucktards there are these days? Mindless religious fucktards forcing their bigotry, hatred, and discrimination on everyone while claiming "it's what their god wants" and when they're called out on their bigotry, hatred, and discrimination, like cowards they hide behind their "sincerely held beliefs". That's what's wrong with America.
Did you harness up the horses and take them out to plow the field? Did you drop out of school to do a man's work on the farm at sixteen? Did you labor all day at making furniture, then return to a home that has no electricity, no heat unless you stoke the fire, and the bathroom down the path in the back? No, I didn't think so. So stop trying to send women back a few centuries into an Amish lifestyle, you dingbat.
The Amish people have a beautiful culture.
But DJS claimed the Amish were 'cursed' a while back. Ah, the eternal problem of the serial liar; maintaining internal consistency.
Fucking clueless as usual. The Amish have their problems just like everyone else, just google "Amish abuse" if you want a real eye opener.
And who the fuck still does the moonwalk?
I play Devil May Cry & GTA VC; I curse in English or Japanese, & only dance when I'm drunk. Or course, I'm no longer a kid & I hate to cook. Mr. Crimson Ghost does the cooking, & he's damn good at it. I get a strong suspicion that I would be this pedo's worst nightmare.
"Damn those kids and their moonwalking! How dare they mock God by pretending to subvert His will through anti-gravity dance moves!This is all the fault of that false idol, Micheal Jackson! There is only one God, and his dance is The Hustle!
The Amish people have a beautiful culture.
Woah, stop! They use the German Luther Bible and not your precious god-given KJV, so according to your standards they're not even Christians.
They also know how to program a computer, do increasingly complex math, design experiments, write, etc.
Davy, if you really want to go back to ye' olden times, move to North Sentinel Island. I'm sure the locals with their knowledge of spear making and fire would love to have you. (this isn't a serious suggestion, uncontacted peoples should be allowed to progress naturally without intrusion from the outside world)
ah, he's back, and deservedlu WTF'd. He's deliciously outdated too, and I don't see anything wrong with playing Super Mario, dancing the moonwalk, or cusring in Spanish.
One of those women you want to oppress so badly has this to say about you Davey. "So David is a hypocritical, child raping, religious bastard". Oh and Davey? She"s 14 and recognizes your idiocy. Its telling when a kid can recognize your bullshit. Convert to the cult of Bubba Jesus, and you'll at least get decent drugs to drown out your shame.
Waving the traffic flag -- pursuing professional careers Speak for yourself.They are decisive, strong-willed, tough, loud-mouthed, rugged and can whup your sorry ass in a trice.The rest of America's kids know how to play Super Mario, curse in Spanish and do the moonwalk.
The Moonwalk? Really?
I swear he has these things on some crazy time-release thing so that they spew out into the future as a reminder of why past decades weren't what the nostalgia goggles tell us they were.
And how did he know that I curse in both English and Spanish?
*contemplates playing Sonic 2 when he gets home*
We've lost our minds
What do you mean, "we?"
The rest of America's kids know how to play Super Mario, curse in Spanish and do the moonwalk.
Has anyone seen my parachute pants? We're all going out to St. Elmo's pub after we watch Family Ties.
BTW, tu madre es puta, pandejo.
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